Sorry, but it's back to the saga of my sitting-room. Supposedly ready for Christmas 2006, I am pleased to report that it was finally finished for Easter 2008. Yeeeey!
Unfortunately I now have an infestation of couch aphids (Latin; Daughterus boyfriendii) I've had this problem before and tried all the usual organic solutions; banning computer consoles, the no pizzas rule and, of course, refusal to have sports channels. Non of it worked and in the end I had to resort to the extreme measure of paying for a wedding, I really don't want to go that route again for a while. As a species Daughterus boyfriendii tends to speak in numbers, as in; 'We were winning three one at half time.' and 'It's eight litre, 16 valve, 23 thousand miles on the clock' A real pain in the bum when you're trying to count the stitches on your knitting. I've tried DDT (constantly saying Don't Do That), but they just stay put and sulk. Any suggestions gratefully received. Thanks.
Unfortunately I now have an infestation of couch aphids (Latin; Daughterus boyfriendii) I've had this problem before and tried all the usual organic solutions; banning computer consoles, the no pizzas rule and, of course, refusal to have sports channels. Non of it worked and in the end I had to resort to the extreme measure of paying for a wedding, I really don't want to go that route again for a while. As a species Daughterus boyfriendii tends to speak in numbers, as in; 'We were winning three one at half time.' and 'It's eight litre, 16 valve, 23 thousand miles on the clock' A real pain in the bum when you're trying to count the stitches on your knitting. I've tried DDT (constantly saying Don't Do That), but they just stay put and sulk. Any suggestions gratefully received. Thanks.
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