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    First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
    class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
    surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
    professor began the lecture by telling them:

    'In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
    The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'
    To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus
    of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

    'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The
    students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
    turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
    'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
    middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
    attention.'
    Last edited by HeyWayne; 31-03-2008, 08:46 AM.
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    What would Vedder do?

  • #2
    Eugh!!!!
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

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    • #3
      Urgh!
      .......
      Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

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      • #4
        It's a MONDAY - bad enough on it's own......

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        • #5
          That got the week off to the start it duly deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!
          Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

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          • #6
            Originally posted by moggssue View Post
            That got the week off to the start it duly deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Just don't eat any finger lickin' KFC this week! (not that I'm sure many would anyway, but who else makes finger lickin' chickin!?)
            A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

            BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

            Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


            What would Vedder do?

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            • #7
              I frequently have my finger up peoples bottoms (gloved)!
              Perk of the job, just thought I'd share!
              Last edited by lainey lou; 31-03-2008, 12:35 PM.
              Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

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