Musings of an idle mind

[mrs dog]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out? Thats it for today but I've got lots more where that came from! Sad isn't it!!

[Geo]

Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”

Geo..

[Rocketron]

On a serious note. Who first thought of crushing certain seeds into dust, adding water, bashing the resultant substance for x number of minutes and then cooking it ?