Just been banned from B&Q.

[seasprout]

Went to my local B&Q earlier,

some t*t in orange overalls came up to me and said "do you want decking..?"

Luckily i got the 1st punch in.

[Phill]

very good, the old one's are always the best!

[Alison C]

HeHeHe

Nicely done!

[Seahorse]

Nah, bet it's not a joke. I reckon she really did it!

[crichmond]

lol excellent

[Lady Jana Muck]

ASBO coming your way

[Polly Fouracre]

Made me laugh!!

[Herbie]

Good One

[areia]

aw i thought it was real then doh, saying that one of my mates got banned from ikea last year for just going silly on all the swivel chairs and jumping on the beds and hes 36

[bubblewrap]

aw i thought it was real then doh, saying that one of my mates got banned from ikea last year for just going silly on all the swivel chairs and jumping on the beds and hes 36

I went a Disney shop and set all the Tiggers off (well I thought it was funny)
& I was well over 50!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Excellent! really made OH and me chuckle! Bernie aka DDL

[NOG]

WE got shooed away from Ann Summers in Croydon by the Manageress like school boys. for sniggering at women were coming out....We were all in our 40s but bored at lunchtime.

[moggssue]

Hahaha, love it!

[dougie_d]

Hehehe, that made I laff

[bubblewrap]

WE got shooed away from Ann Summers in Croydon by the Manageress like school boys. for sniggering at women were coming out....We were all in our 40s but bored at lunchtime.

I know a joke about an article Anne Summers sells & a certain lady but I can't put it on this forum!