My mums allotment

[HeyWayne]

nah blud you is way off da mark innit

Iz you dissin' me boompahclaat?

[phil the shed]

i ain't wiv it is i. i is lost man! right.
r the' reet the' sen!!
they's a divvy bogger.
ifog?
it'sa bit bleek ovver bill's mohther's!!!!!!!
ehyup mi' duck
is i getin jiggy wiv it naa1

[piskieinboots]

Good grief, I say Giles, young chaps would never have spoken in such loose terms in our day what

[jackie j]

Flowers has said that she isnt going to eat what i grow as it has been grown in s--t !!! it doesnt come out of a plastic bag !!!! but when i brought home some broad beans to try she said where's mine !!! She eats a lot of veg but not much fruit.