Please do not be alarmed

[HeyWayne]

I am still a hetrosexual happily married man, even though it says I'm now an Early Fruiter.

Newbies beware, just cos I have a lot of posts, doesn't mean I have a lot of knowledge, just an over-active typreoid gland.

[Mrs Dobby]

Lol Wayne!! Very good!

[shirlthegirl43]

Nutter. Wish you could bottle whatever he has - I could do with a dose

[HeyWayne]

Nutter. Wish you could bottle whatever he has - I could do with a dose

Now available in all good offlicences:

[Mikey]

mmm...absinthe.................................................where was I.

[HeyWayne]

where was I.

Depends how much absinthe you drank.

[piskieinboots]

another warning to newbies:
Vining can seriously build up your pinky muscles

Nice one Wayness

I'm just waiting for the next drop on my con-yabber-tent, I tell you it fair makes a girl dizzy all this uping and downing

[Mikey]

Depends how much absinthe you drank.

What day is it again?

[scarey55]

Wayne, we love you - always guaranteed to give us a laugh, cheers

[Arachne]

Now available in all good offlicences:

I hear it makes the heart grow fonder...

[HeyWayne]

I hear it makes the heart grow fonder...

Well you are learning young Joki master, hhmmmm!

[Rocketron]

Well you are learning young Joki master, hhmmmm!

There's me remembering a long shaggy dog story from Noel Edmonds Breakfast Show on Radio 1 (no need to guess how old I am, it's my 50th tomorrow)to which the punchline was " Absinthe makes the Fart go Honda!"

[bubblewrap]

Absinthe, great with champagne!

[HeyWayne]

Absinthe, great with champagne!

Now that sounds sexy!

[Mikey]

I find champagne very overrated, my palate prefers a slightly sweeter bubbly, a sparking pinot noir perhaps. Though the bottle of stella in my hand is a good second.