The Great British Body

[Mikey]

Mens toiletries and grooming products is one of the fastest growing industries in the UK, and cosmetic surgery is increasing in young men as the try to attain the "ideal" body/image.

Eating disorders for males are also on the increase - at quite an alarming rate apparently.

I never understood the phrase mens toiletries, there is soap, water, a flannel, a razor, shaving cream, deoderant, and a towel. What more does a man need!!, I love the fact that woman have moisturiser but men have rehydration balm. It cracks me up.

I have an eating disorder, after tea I feel the need to snack on anything and everything tasty. I call it, elevensies (23.00hrs)

[HeyWayne]

I never understood the phrase mens toiletries, there is soap, water, a flannel, a razor, shaving cream, deoderant, and a towel. What more does a man need!!, I love the fact that woman have moisturiser but men have rehydration balm. It cracks me up.

I have an eating disorder, after tea I feel the need to snack on anything and everything tasty. I call it, elevensies (23.00hrs)

Exactly my point mate, thanks for illustrating it.

[squashysu]

No but, the intellectual is not the main reader of the sun either is it.

I don't buy papers full of lies, freebies are good though, good for fires.

Can i say that i buy The Sun everyday! its great for the crossword, i love the cryptic clues! And also that I am quite intellectual as well, thanks !

[shirlthegirl43]

I don't buy newspapers. wanted to be a page 3 girl when I was younger but though I had the body I didn't have the face (or the brass neck to get me kit off)!!

Love Trinny and Susanna, they changed my life when I watched a programme where they helped dress a lady with a larger bosom. I always wear V-neck tops now and feel quite sexy even though I long ago lost the page 3 bod!!

[Chillimad]

I don't buy newspapers. wanted to be a page 3 girl when I was younger but though I had the body I didn't have the face (or the brass neck to get me kit off)!!

Love Trinny and Susanna, they changed my life when I watched a programme where they helped dress a lady with a larger bosom. I always wear V-neck tops now and feel quite sexy even though I long ago lost the page 3 bod!!

Bet you have not lost the bod ,, so which are you watching tonight ?? HFW or T&S

[shirlthegirl43]

Bet you have not lost the bod ,, so which are you watching tonight ?? HFW or T&S

LOL, thanks for the vote of confidence. Madmax says the bod is better post kids but then he would!

I will be watching T&S if I am still awake. Cheers for the reminder.

[Chillimad]

LOL, thanks for the vote of confidence. Madmax says the bod is better post kids but then he would!

I will be watching T&S if I am still awake. Cheers for the reminder.

My wifes bod is genuinely a lot better since our last 2 sons were born (11 years ago) she is still lovely but even sexier

[shirlthegirl43]

I suspect you and Madmax have a lot in common in your ideas on what makes a woman attractive I just wish my bodywork was in as good nick as my car's is

[Chillimad]

Boobs, Boobs (Only 2 of them) and a little meat to hold on to, if Madmax is anything like me he will be taking good care of your body work, waxing you on a weekly basis, checking for cracks and filling any that appear,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in your cars paintwork I mean

[shirlthegirl43]

Now that I have mopped the wine off the monitor and dried out the keyboard!!!

Gonna show Madmax this when he gets in later - I think you could become friends

[Chillimad]

Just tell Madmax when he lubricates your bonnet don't use WD40,, vaseline is better and stays on longer, I hear that the police use copper slip

[Chillimad]

Just starting

[shirlthegirl43]

Missed the first 20 mins or so but they looked like they had great fun. What an assortment of shapes and sizes. Pity T&S wimped out a bit, but then again, they might have had trouble being taken seriously if they had appeared in the altogether!

[Chillimad]

Was Ok, good to see so many people loose their inhibitions and be as nature intended,, shame about the one young lady who looked like she had a scar from remodelling (I never looked that closesly honestly), all in all not bad,, As shirl says Pity about T&S wimping out, but maybee it would not have been the same if they had'nt.

[HeyWayne]

Boobs, Boobs (Only 2 of them) and a little meat to hold on to, if Madmax is anything like me he will be taking good care of your body work, waxing you on a weekly basis, checking for cracks and filling any that appear,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in your cars paintwork I mean

Who are you, Swiss Tony?