I've Got A Lodger - And He's Fair Bonnie

[Alice]

He's still there folks and he's got a great wee corner to himself now. Water, plants, rocks and logs. He doesn't seem to bother about me at all. I can go and talk to him and he just sits there - well, what's new.

[Nicos]

Anything else I can do to keep him around and comfortable ?

...get him a girlfriend???

[Alice]

Nicos, I'll put an ad in the local press. That should do it.