Make Me Smile Why Don't You.....

[smallblueplanet]

Wayne and Colleen?

[squashysu]

how about

Dutch & hoe
Mizuna & Rocket
Radish & Bean

The choice is so great, some great names - i think Wayne & Wellie would be good, it would remind you of the vine, but you must make the male one really really really tall ha ha ha !! (only jesting Wayne lol)

SS

[lzyjo]

Pot people

OMG. Sorry, I'm not witty enough to think of names, but, I love Fert 'n Liza they are so cool! I wish had garden people playing tennis during Wimbledon.

[loveday69]

How about Nico & Tiana?

[wellie]

Ooh! they're getting better and better, thanks peeps!
Wellie's absolute fave so far is Tom'n'Marta. Can you beat that? Sure you can!
X

[shirlthegirl43]

Pete'd'dug
Shar'n'Tray (Charentais)

Oh dear, getting worse

Wheel and Barra
Pea'n'Pod
Worzel and Gummidge

[Chillimad]

How about Mustard 'n' Cress

[wellie]

Tom'n'Marta Flobalob still has the best ring to it me thinks.....?

[phil the shed]

what about
Fork 'n' trowel
as in whers me fork 'n' trowel

term often used here

grape 'n' vine

[HeyWayne]

Pete'd'dug

You mean Peat'n'Dug?

Laurel and Hardy (think about it)
Abutt & Costeload
Lemon & McCartpea
Kale & Peas
Cuke 'N' Cuddly
Harry Covert & Theresa Green
Fruit 'n' Reg
Tony & Gordon
Peavis & Butthead
Derek & Chive
Fork 'n' Mindy
Peas and Onion
Shed & Barnie

[Mikey]

Appropriate for my garden,

shovel and pick!

or maybe

Aspa'n'gus
Cham'o'miles
Corrie and deer
Nee ma toad
Penny royal
Rose,mary or Rose, marie

[Mikey]

Comp an onion.

[Flummery]

I like Fruit & Reg Wayne!

[Mikey]

Or some classic companions,

Leek and potato
Lamb and mint
tom and basil
cheese and onion/chive
rhubarb and custard

[Mikey]

I must stop soon, if my french serves me right et is and so you could have

veg et able, or reg et able borrowing from wayne, and a classic book from jeremy archer, about two brothers me thinks cane and abel.