The tried to make me eat a kebab...

[HeyWayne]

and I said no, no, no!

Do you ever get that? You have a song in your head, but you play around with the words, or come up with your own?

[Rhona]

"Mark's A Loner!!!!!!"

Which song. Go on guess.

[scarey55]

and I said no, no, no!

Do you ever get that? You have a song in your head, but you play around with the words, or come up with your own?

They wanted me to buy a prefab but I said NO, No, NO

[Mikey]

Unfortunately most of the songs in my head are nursery rhymes, I hum, whistle and sing to all sorts of madness every day of the week.

[HeyWayne]

"Mark's A Loner!!!!!!"

Which song. Go on guess.

M, m, m, m, m, m, my Sharona?

[Rhona]

Think Freddie Mercury and a fat lady singer.

"I really ought to pick this knee-scab, or the one on my toe, toe, toe."

I'm gross.

[Mikey]

Think Freddie Mercury and a fat lady singer.

"I really ought to pick this knee-scab, or the one on my toe, toe, toe."

I'm gross.

Nessy is a Dorma?

[HeyWayne]

Think Freddie Mercury and a fat lady singer.

"I really ought to pick this knee-scab, or the one on my toe, toe, toe."

I'm gross.

Barchelona!

[HeyWayne]

Another one I can't help is the chorus from Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box. "Hey, Wayne, I've got a new complaint.."

[Mikey]

Bath-with-Rhona!!

You can see I have a dirty mind

[Rhona]

Bath-with-Rhona!!

You can see I have a dirty mind

It's me talking about my knee-scab isn't it? Drives men wild.

[SlugLobber]

Barf alone-ahhhh!!

Getting into the spirit now...

Guess this one:

"I'm old and overgrown with fleee-ee-eaasss!"

and this one:

"Gonna use my arse. Gonna use my senses..."

and "Scampiiiii chips and peas"

[tootles]

Didn't Sting sing about Sue Lawley?

[zazen999]

Adele's classic anti-CSA rant
'Chasing Payments'

I never get the words properly - since I stopped reading smash hits about 20 [go on then, 25] years ago I stopped caring and made my own up anyway.

[Mikey]

and this one:

"Gonna use my arse. Gonna use my senses..."

Now I'm gonna make you see, there aint noboby else here, no one like me

I'm SPECIAL, so SPECIAL, I'm gonna have one of your cream scones please!