It's amazing what you can do with teeth

[piskieinboots]

I hate shopping, food, clothes - any type of shopping, so himself very kindly offered to go to Waitrose last night for provisions, what with him being the hunter of the pair.

Back him comes with the requested bottle of vodka .....still with the security collar on it. I said 'how'd you manage to get this out without the alarm going off?' ....no idea says the lovely boy.

You will be forgiven for thinking I prized the security collar off with me toofs, but no - SD will show you the marks if you ask nicely

[Mikey]

How many are now left in the cap?

[piskieinboots]

You know what - you can't get those burgit things off for nawt! It's ok, I'm calm

[Mikey]

Smash it, decant it, and polish it off.

[piskieinboots]

I sent him back to Waitrose - lovely boy that he is

[Mikey]

I sent him back to Waitrose - lovely boy that he is

Cool how did you get for him?