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[HeyWayne]

I have a theory that the big bang involves matter being blown in all directions and being extended under its own propulsion continually outward. I don't buy the flat theory, as there would require a greater magnetic energy to repel objects from their natural course into a horizontal plane. There is no evidence of this, I also think that the blackholes are very much like our tornados, and that the gravitational pull of orbiting satalites on each other, has created a vortex of matter. This is far more likely to occur if those objects are flying in a spherical manner not a horizontal one.

I think I'll go and have a lie down now, must have got out of the bed on the wrong side today.

Whose to say our universe is not just a fat bubble around a deep fried mars bar.

Who are you, and what have you done with our Mikey?!

Whoever you are, I'm with you on the multi-directional theory - never said anything about flat.

[HeyWayne]

Can we have some story time next please, my head hurts!

[Winged one]

OK - everyone sit in a circle first......

Or do we want oval or ever exploding group time instead??!!

[HeyWayne]

OK - everyone sit in a circle first......

Or do we want oval or ever exploding group time instead??!!

Oooh oooh, goody, is this the one about SuperString Theory - the one where he saves the Universe?

[piskieinboots]

can we have mars bars with the story please

[Mikey]

And a carton of milk with a stripey blue straw.

[piskieinboots]

yaaaay and we can sit cross legged on the floor and and and ...erm, where were we ...so this quantum leap thingy...

[Mikey]

Good idea piskie, but I can't play leap frog when my legs are crossed.

[HeyWayne]

Good idea piskie, but I can't play leap frog when my legs are crossed.

No but yogic levitation (or whatever they call it) should be possible...

[lainey lou]

what did you guys have for breakfast this morning?

[piskieinboots]

all together now .... and jump

[piskieinboots]

what did you guys have for breakfast this morning?

deep fried mars bars - you?

[HeyWayne]

all together now .... and jump

See, now that guy clearly has a wind problem. You should ask him how he answers the phone piskie!

[di]

are those cones beneath him in fact ejecting wind to keep him up!

[Winged one]

Ah boo - you guys have milk already - I want some too (then I can actually have some coffee and actually get some real life work done).

In the meantime, I'll practise my levitation (I prefer sitting cross legged to leap frog - but maybe I can do both if I practise enough?!). I don't have mars bars, but I can offe a choice of ryvitas or shortbread biccies (with chocolate on the bottom) to the circle?!