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This morning my 7 year old grandson ran into his dads room and shouted 'wake up dad have you seen the rain its really bad can I have the day off school ' to which my son said no way !!!
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Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
and ends with backache
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So tempted there to go in old git mode and say something like "we had to go to school in my days despite........."
A few years ago I used to make wooden toys and got invited to a first school to do a talk to the classes and a demonstartion.
I used to start my speil by saying that wooden toys were one of the earliest forms of toys. Then asked if anyone knew who Jesus was. Then I would say that his father Joseph was a carpenter and that Jesus would have played with wooden toys, to which one little lad asked, "Did you make them for him mister?"I am certain that the day my boat comes in, I'll be at the airport. -
I'm having a tough time with DD at the moment as when we are out and about she thinks while talking, such as;
Look at that fat woman daddy,
That man has boobies!
Its precious, but can be very embarrassing.I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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My son was calling his new pre-school leader, 'the teacher with the big tummy' for ages! And she wasn't even pregnant!
janeyoLast edited by janeyo; 09-07-2008, 03:12 PM.Comment
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Kids don't just make that mistake.Originally posted by janeyo View Post
I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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My godson (whose parents split up when he was tiny) once announced to a roomful of ladies at a coffee morning "Mummy, Daddy says you talk a load of sh!t" when he was about 3 or 4...... sort of killed the atmosphere a bit....Comment
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Ash's latest is whenever he finds someone older than him he announces "you're gonna die before me"or "you're gonna die before my sister"etcetc.~would almost be sweet but he's upset a couple of his sisters friends with it!
Also they both keep coming up with"I can't wait til I die so I can see......"(usually the old pet G.pig or cat!!)
Don't quite know what the obsession with death is all about but trying to convince myself it's a natural thing at their age?!the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.
Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xxComment
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*avert eyes if of a nervous disposition*
my son was at his chldminders aged about 2, he was playing in the kitchen and childminders mum, auntie and grandma were in the front room ....... next thing, he walks into the middle of the living room, drops his pants and said ...... look, i've got a stiffy, cos i been playing with my willy ........ oopssssssComment
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My youngest daughter said to me when she was about 7 and totally out of the blue "Dad I love you all around the world and back again" and even now she's 13 she still says it to me when she comes round
The greatness comes not when things go always good for you,but the greatness comes when you are really tested,when you take,some knocks,some disappointments;because only if youv'e been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.Comment
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Lol! Some good lines above
I think my most cringe making one was when someone bought my eldest daughter (then aged about 3) a Bertie Basset (of licorice allsorts fame) toy. She'd somehow misheard his name... I could have died when she introduced said toy to my mother and her friends as 'Dirty B*stard'
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home."Comment
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Lauren says that to us, its really sweet.Originally posted by Cloud View PostMy youngest daughter said to me when she was about 7 and totally out of the blue "Dad I love you all around the world and back again" and even now she's 13 she still says it to me when she comes round
The one that very nearly made me cry was when she was about 3, I'd just got her washed after a wet night aout 2am (trying to get out of nappies at night) and she snuggled up to me and said, 'I love you Mummy, even when you shout' That one will never be forgotten
Kirsty b xx
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i tell my kids i love them and they all shout "creep" - do you think their father has anything to do with that then!!
also, one of the teachers at our school has a moustache and a deep voice (she is female by the way) and the amount of kids that call her "MR" - one kid said to her "you are not a woman you are a man" - with that i left the classroom trying not to laugh!!!!
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Many years ago when my now 29 year old daughter was 3 I fell and badly injured my back. Weeks passed with no mention from her of the fact that I'd had to have a lot of help to do most things. Not until I was much improved and up and about again, when she waited until we were at a bus stop with about 15 elderly women before saying 'My daddy takes your knickers off, doesn't he?'Into each life some rain must fall........but this is getting ridiculous.
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When I lived in Dartford, I once went to the bank at lunchtime. It was very busy, with a queue going right out the door. A man came in, with a little lad and set about trying to write a deposit slip. The little lad kept saying, 'b@stard'. The man told nippper, 'No, you mustn't say that, it's a bad word'. But the nipper just said it louder. The man re-iterated, 'Stop saying that!'. By now, people were looking round, so the nipper, sensing he had an audience, started yelling, 'B@STARD! B@STARD B@STARD!!!'.
Everyone was rolling around laughing, but this poor man! He was scarlet!Comment
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some years ago ....
driving along we here police sirens - i said "lets pretend we're the police .... WOOO WOOO NEEE NAAA NEEE NAAA"
kiddy pipes up "dad, let's pretend we're normal people" ....
oh well ............Comment
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