Possibly the first time ever that I've regretted not having gent's 'tackle'!

[HeyWayne]

It's bad enough with the dude who sits in the loos with all the aftershaves and soaps.

The Sports Cafe in London has TV's mounted into the wall above the urinals. Madness.

[di]

Think I'm gonna have to start using the mens!..All we get is a seat,bit of graffitti&huge mirrors as you come out to remind you you didn't brush your hair before leaving the house!!

[geoff]

I am reliably informed that once you've got used to the idea of peeing from a standing position, the shewee is excellent


A little girl goes to her mother and says ' All the boys are laughing at me because I haven't got a willy'

Then she goes back to the boys and says "My Mummy says that if I've got one of these, I can have as many willies as I like...'

[Mikey]

Think I'm gonna have to start using the mens!..All we get is a seat,bit of graffitti&huge mirrors as you come out to remind you you didn't brush your hair before leaving the house!!

Now come on you don't need all these gimmicks, you girls never go into the loo alone so you have someone to talk to. If a man offered another man into the loo, he'd either wake up in hospital, or in a newspaper ala George Michael!! This is why we need all these gadgets to avert our eyes from catching sight of another mans tackle, not because its a size thing but because you never know what kind of response you'd get!!

[JanieB]

Now come on you don't need all these gimmicks, you girls never go into the loo alone so you have someone to talk to. If a man offered another man into the loo, he'd either wake up in hospital, or in a newspaper ala George Michael!! This is why we need all these gadgets to avert our eyes from catching sight of another mans tackle, not because its a size thing but because you never know what kind of response you'd get!!

When I say I'm off to the loo and another woman says "I'll come with you". I sit back down and say I'll go later. I don't want the (usually nasty) gossip, I don't want to borrow their lipstick or them borrowing mine etc.

Also it seems to be men who design loos. I won't go into the finer details, but the colours are often unflattering in the extreme and they must be either gay, unmarried or spectacularly obtuse as to the space we need and as to what women do in loos.

[Mikey]

When I say I'm off to the loo and another woman says "I'll come with you". I sit back down and say I'll go later. I don't want the (usually nasty) gossip, I don't want to borrow their lipstick or them borrowing mine etc.

Also it seems to be men who design loos. I won't go into the finer details, but the colours are often unflattering in the extreme and they must be either gay, unmarried or spectacularly obtuse as to the space we need and as to what women do in loos.

Go on, as a once fully practising Architect, I am now very interested in your comments, explain and discuss.

I promise you won't offend me!

[HeyWayne]

Go on, as a once fully practising Architect, I am now very interested in your comments, explain and discuss.

I promise you won't offend me!

How long do Architects practise until they go professional?

[jackie j]

When the new weatherspoons opened in newton abbot a few years ago, I went to the loo's which are upstairs each door had a mirror on them, if drunk which one is the exit ???
had to be a man.
As I am married to an architectural assistant I often say had to be a man that designed that, and I cant get my own way when we need something doing at home. he chooses the design colours everything and he never ever finishes a job.

[jackie j]

Oh and why are there always qeues at the ladies ????

[Mikey]

How long do Architects practise until they go professional?

Our whole lives, my swing is improving now at least.

[Mikey]

Oh and why are there always qeues at the ladies ????

If you had to stand squeezed between two blokes peeing on your trouser leg, while concerned that the bloke stood behind you might not wait long enough for you to get out of the way to pee, then ther wouldn't be a queue in the ladies either!!

[HeyWayne]

Oh and why are there always qeues at the ladies ????

Because dudes go to p, ladies go to q.