How embarrassing!

[SlugLobber]

My embarrassing moment was when I was running down a deserted country lane, early in the morning, with not a soul around. Or so I thought.

My MP3 player randomly started playing The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show, and as I as feeling fairly bouncy when it got to "it's just a jump to the left", I did. "And then a step to the right".... er, okay then. "With your hands on your hips".... yep, I can run like that "you bring your knees in tight" ....hmmm, tricky, but let's have a go. "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane" .... makes for an odd running style, but what the hell, I'm on a roll now.

Then it's hands in the air for a rousing "Let's do the time warp again" ..... just as the cycling club who'd been following me for the last half mile overtook killing themselves laughing

Oh how I wish I was there for that one!!!!!

[Finedon.Dandy]

My embarrassing moment was when I was running down a deserted country lane, early in the morning, with not a soul around. Or so I thought.

My MP3 player randomly started playing The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show, and as I as feeling fairly bouncy when it got to "it's just a jump to the left", I did. "And then a step to the right".... er, okay then. "With your hands on your hips".... yep, I can run like that "you bring your knees in tight" ....hmmm, tricky, but let's have a go. "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane" .... makes for an odd running style, but what the hell, I'm on a roll now.

Then it's hands in the air for a rousing "Let's do the time warp again" ..... just as the cycling club who'd been following me for the last half mile overtook killing themselves laughing

The kids have just been asking me whats so funny - I havent laughed so hard in ages! Thanks!

[lainey lou]

My embarrassing moment was when I was running down a deserted country lane, early in the morning, with not a soul around. Or so I thought.

My MP3 player randomly started playing The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show, and as I as feeling fairly bouncy when it got to "it's just a jump to the left", I did. "And then a step to the right".... er, okay then. "With your hands on your hips".... yep, I can run like that "you bring your knees in tight" ....hmmm, tricky, but let's have a go. "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane" .... makes for an odd running style, but what the hell, I'm on a roll now.

Then it's hands in the air for a rousing "Let's do the time warp again" ..... just as the cycling club who'd been following me for the last half mile overtook killing themselves laughing

Fantastic! Nearly pee'd me knickers!!!!

[Hashette]

Aw.... thanks guys, grinning from ear to ear over here. It was almost worth the embarrassment!

[Comfreyfan]

We went to the library at the weekend.Helped the kiddies choose a few books & then left them to have a browse while we looked at garden/cookery books etc.Few moments later D starts reading out loud(very loud!).."Willy was a sp..sp.sperm".."what's a sperm?"~When the time is right I'll have no probs discussing baby making but the middle of a crowded library kind of caught me off guard!
BTW~when is the right time?!!Personally I think if a cartoon picture book is needed to explain then they're not ready?!

Loved it! Kids can really drop you in it time after time. I'm with you on the cartoon book thing, but at the same time they'll accept the most improbable explanations at that age, especially if you're totally matter of fact about it - and let's face it the explanation does sound very improbable!
When my daugter asked 'how do you make people', I took a deep breath, carried on peeling the potatoes and went into explanation mode. She listened for a while, but turned out she just wanted to know how to make a playdough model! She's explaining it to her own children now, so I guess some of the information must have stuck

[stressedoutmum2]

My embarrassing moment was when I was running down a deserted country lane, early in the morning, with not a soul around. Or so I thought.

My MP3 player randomly started playing The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show, and as I as feeling fairly bouncy when it got to "it's just a jump to the left", I did. "And then a step to the right".... er, okay then. "With your hands on your hips".... yep, I can run like that "you bring your knees in tight" ....hmmm, tricky, but let's have a go. "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane" .... makes for an odd running style, but what the hell, I'm on a roll now.

Then it's hands in the air for a rousing "Let's do the time warp again" ..... just as the cycling club who'd been following me for the last half mile overtook killing themselves laughing

Oh how you have just made my day - have been laughing aloud for the last 5 minutes - OH will be sending for the men in white coats soon. I would love to have seen you jogging that day.