...I've been driven to it!
1) we've moved house. The phone, TV, and windows don't work. All in various states of disrepair, awaiting repair-men who may or may not turn up on the appointed day.
2) The house smells of tomcat. I have poured 20 litres of soapy shampoo on the living room carpet, which the cat apparently used as a urinal, and Vaxed up 20 litres of poo coloured liquid. Foul. The house now smells of shampoo flavoured cat pee.
3) I wisely decided to have my little niece over, while I am still unpacked and stressed out. She'd been here not 30 minutes before I heard the refrain "I'm bored ..."
Here's the vacuum love, I'm off for a glass of port that I found under the stairs.
1) we've moved house. The phone, TV, and windows don't work. All in various states of disrepair, awaiting repair-men who may or may not turn up on the appointed day.
2) The house smells of tomcat. I have poured 20 litres of soapy shampoo on the living room carpet, which the cat apparently used as a urinal, and Vaxed up 20 litres of poo coloured liquid. Foul. The house now smells of shampoo flavoured cat pee.
3) I wisely decided to have my little niece over, while I am still unpacked and stressed out. She'd been here not 30 minutes before I heard the refrain "I'm bored ..."
Here's the vacuum love, I'm off for a glass of port that I found under the stairs.
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