Some of you may remember that himself, me and some pals will be bibbling along the Thames for a couple days in September via the courtesy of the RAF Benson motor launch.
Well....himself has to be passed at suitable to drive/ride/pilot such a beastie before he can be let loose with precious cargo (me) and yesterday they took the boat for a spin around Benson marina when .... (hehehe) a group of girlies said 'Are you River police' (cos they were in uniform innit)... he puffed his chest and said ' No ma'am'* and the single lads with him nearly threw him in cos they thought they could ....well, you know, do single lad stuff
*remember, this rhymes with ham unless you want the Tower
Well....himself has to be passed at suitable to drive/ride/pilot such a beastie before he can be let loose with precious cargo (me) and yesterday they took the boat for a spin around Benson marina when .... (hehehe) a group of girlies said 'Are you River police' (cos they were in uniform innit)... he puffed his chest and said ' No ma'am'* and the single lads with him nearly threw him in cos they thought they could ....well, you know, do single lad stuff
*remember, this rhymes with ham unless you want the Tower