This is just gross!

[HayleyB]

Charlie sounds like my Alfie, 17 and ginger howls for food constantly. Our old cat Wizz used to bring home half eaten rabbits, one day she ate the whole front half and dropped the rear at the feet of a friend who'd come to dinner

[SlugLobber]

...........Or your carpet, yeuk. There's only one thing more revolting than cat-sick and that's cat poo.

No, I have to disagree. Cat sick is infinitely more disgusting. At least with the right diet, cat poo is easier to clean up!! I think it's the plehm (look, I just typed that 3 different ways and they all look wrong, so if it's spelt wrong, well, tough!!!) -like consistency that does it for me. That and it's always a distinctive 'cat-vomit yellow'.

[squashysu]

robbie the cat bought in a headless pigeon the other day!!!! i couldnt do it, my eldest (13) had to, well its her cat ha ha !!

[amandaandherveg]

My friend has a really fat fluffy cat who get's all sorts caught in her belly fur. She came home from work one day, let the cat in the back door and followed her in. She then proceeded to slip on the floor and went flying across the kitchen. She'd stood on a fat slug that had dropped of the cats fur. My pal was lying in a pile on the floor and the slug's innards hit the kitchen plinth. Eeeow!

[piskieinboots]

slugs - easy stuff ......I'm a barefoot gardener - I don't need to type any more words do I...... *grimances

[lynda66]

plehm

phlegm i love that word

[lynda66]

slugs - easy stuff ......I'm a barefoot gardener - I don't need to type any more words do I...... *grimances

i thought there was only me does that ... i've lost count of how many slugs i've stood on ...... it's slugs revenge. ..... the worst bit is when they squelch up between your toes innit

[SarzWix]

EEEEUUUUUUWWWWW!!! To all of this thread!
Cat sick - I would have thrown the lot out.... I've had 3 kids, worked in a nursing home, dealt with all sorts of nastiness, but vomit I still can't handle

And as for the slug things... If I stand on a slug or snail with my big boots on, I can't put my foot down again for about 10 minutes without it curling up... Euww Eeeeuwww Eeeeeeuuuuuwwwwww!!!

[lynda66]

lol, i'm ok with cat sick ...... but just the sound of a person puking, i'm gonna lose my lunch. ...... feel dead sorry for my son, cos hes never had anyone rubbing his back when he pukes, ..... but the good thing is, cos he knows he's to clean it up himself ..... however drunk he is, he's never missed the toilet bowl

[seasprout]

Its Fur Balls with me. They are more like Fur Baguettes actually, they are half the length of the cat.

[piskieinboots]

.. the worst bit is when they squelch up between your toes innit

as mine always do - hehe

EEEEUUUUUUWWWWW!!! To all of this thread!Eeeeeeuuuuuwwwwww!!!

and you a tough northern bird and all

however drunk he is, he's never missed the toilet bowl

perfect trainer/training, his wife will think you are the bestest ever ever ever MIL

...They are more like Fur Baguettes actually, they are half the length of the cat.

ROFL - yep that's em

[lynda66]

his G/F loves me now lol ....... especially when he cooks her a 3 course meal (and washes up after cos he's showing off) ..... and he does his own washing/ironing/ cleaning his room etc.

though she does hate me when i say can you warn me when you're going to have s*x so i can tighten the bed springs up

[New_Bud]

hahahahaahhaa ive just read all of this thread and im literally laughing out loud.
I would normally retch at the thought of slugs squidging between toes but since this gardening lark im much tougher haha, ill only barefoot garden when its dry though 8-) I did pick a snail up without gloves on the other day. by the shell i know but im always afraid the little pointy things on its head will touch my fingers.

"though she does hate me when i say can you warn me when you're going to have s*x so i can tighten the bed springs up" - ROFL

[Winged one]

I don't have any nice (or even gross) thoughts to add to all of your sufferings (although, I will admit to barefoot gardening at home occasionally), but I just wanted to say Hello again and this thread really feels like what I have missed for the past few weeks on hols.

(And while the garden is very green and we had lots of mangetout gone to peas, I have no reports on plot yet as it was far too wet to venture there yesterday, I may get there tomorrow if it stays dry in the meantime.)

I hope you all haven't been flooded out the way we have been here.

[piskieinboots]

welcome back WO and pleased to see we entertained you - it's what we do best in here isn't it