am i weird for thinking this is weird??

[lynda66]

sons G/F just came round, she had just had an argument with her mum, cos she's 'hormonal and being a bitch' apparently (shes 9 months pregnant ..... her mum not the G/F) anyway, son is out helping a friends sister out, by moving some junk (she's also 9 months pregnant, think theres something in the water in Stalybridge)

anyway, Nat came in and said .... I'm in a really bad mood, can i clean your kitchen (of course i said no, and didn't let her do the pots and pass her the cillit bang for the oven, and the fridge cleaner for the fridge, or the mop and bucket or show her where the sponges are )

so is that not just the weirdest thing ever??? if i'm in a bad mood, i'm more likely to chuck the pots through the window than wash them lol...... she's lovely, but very blonde (sorry no offence to blonde's, i don't mean blonde i mean errrrrr stereotypical blonde, with big ...... actually I'll quit while I'm ahead, and put this shovel down

anyway .... it's weird.

[Hans Mum]

yeah very weird, but if she's happy doing your oven result......send her over here if she want to take her anger out on another oven

[lynda66]

no chance, she's gonna clean the bathroom next ...... i've told her to move in.

[marigold007]

How are you going to keep her in a foul mood?!

[lynda66]

oh that's easy, i'll go in the garden, get a speck of mud, and rub it in her face, or hide her hair extensions and make up, and not let her borrow my boots and my best clothes for fancy dress parties ...... she'll be fuming

[Two_Sheds]

I only really enjoy housework when I'm angry ... it's a constructive way to channel your destructive energy

[maytreefrannie]

no chance, she's gonna clean the bathroom next ...... i've told her to move in.

Any chance of my bathroom getting the going over?

[Mikey]

Can she drive?

[lynda66]

lol none of you are having her, i have another 5 rooms to clean yet, then theres the cupboards ..... and if i can manage to not let her know theres huge spiders in the shed, i'm hoping she might do that too ...... just been in kitchen, wow it's not looked that clean for ages...... goes off to find bathroom cleaner

my destructive energy goes into dead heading flowers, pouring salt on slugs, and spraying caterpillars with chilli death spray..... i only clean when i'm in a good happy mood, cos somehow then it seems not so bad.

[seasprout]

I am rarely in a bad mood, hence the house is a tip.

[Mikey]

Well whatever you do don't let her clean your computer, or the games up.

[Hans Mum]

doesn't matter what mood i'm in........ its never one that wants to do housework

[scarey55]

I am rarely in a bad mood, hence the house is a tip.

, Oh I can identify with you there. Like Lynda I just go into the garden when I need to unwind so the house only gets cleaned up when we have visitors. Good thing Piskie is comming at the weekend

[lynda66]

. Good thing Piskie is comming at the weekend

have you told her she's only coming to clean?

[marigold007]

I invite people over for tea so that I am embarrassed into cleaning. I would focus on being a nice host but I am shallow like that. Anybody up for tea??