What is it with the word "the"?

[Mikey]

You have a PA!!!!???? I didnt know you were so important!!! How politically correct to have a male PA too!!! Bet Squishy Sue is peeved you didnt give her the job!

She'd struggle to be my dad wouldn't she?

[Jameslovell]

I do the exact same thing. I type using alternate fingers which makes teh easier than the.