Jokes for Headfry

[HeyWayne]

Saw these and thought of you..


Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!

Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!

Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!

Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!

Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can't whistle!

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!

[Headfry]

What sound does a bee make flying backwards

zzub zzub

thanks HW that has made me smile. perfect timing too....

Just back from filling the car, got mad at the station....disabled lady needed help - all were passing her by!
grrrrrrr
I helped her, people sometimes dont they make you wannna spit.
She was such a nice lady too, all she needed was a little help.

[Nicos]

Oh ..Headfry...my male bunny was called zub cos that's the noise he made when he was about to make babies with his various ladies!!!!

[wellie]

Nicos.
Too much information angel....?!
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