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    Saw these and thought of you..


    Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
    A: She's throne!

    Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
    A: A humburger!

    Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
    A: A bee in a submarine!

    Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
    A: Fooling with a bee!

    Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
    A: Your honey or your life!

    Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
    A: Pablo Beecasso!

    Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
    A: Swarm here isn't it!

    Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
    A: Bee-thoven!

    Q: Who writes books for little bees?
    A: Bee-trix Potter!

    Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
    A: Stingapore!

    Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
    A: He's bee-witched!

    Q: Why do bees buzz?
    A: Because they can't whistle!

    Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
    A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

    Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
    A: A maybe!
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


    What would Vedder do?

  • #2
    What sound does a bee make flying backwards

    zzub zzub

    thanks HW that has made me smile. perfect timing too....

    Just back from filling the car, got mad at the station....disabled lady needed help - all were passing her by!
    grrrrrrr
    I helped her, people sometimes dont they make you wannna spit.
    She was such a nice lady too, all she needed was a little help.

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    • #3
      Oh ..Headfry...my male bunny was called zub cos that's the noise he made when he was about to make babies with his various ladies!!!!
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #4
        Nicos.
        Too much information angel....?!
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