What would I want with a larger one?

[HeyWayne]

I received 5 emails this morning offering me enlarged pens.

"Enlarge your pens the easy way" and other such rubbish. I prefer pencil most of the time.

How about you?

[Two_Sheds]

As long as there's lead in it, stick with the old one

[zazen999]

Perhaps they assume you have big hands?

[lynda66]

i want to know why i would need to make mine grow too

[squashysu]

As long as there's lead in it, stick with the old one

i think that is quite obvious really LOL!

[bubblewrap]

Enlarged spine? I always wanted to be taller!!

[HeyWayne]

Enlarged spine? I always wanted to be taller!!

It ain't all it's cracked up to be.

[Polly Fouracre]

Perhaps they think a bigger pen will last longer?!

[bubblewrap]

Perhaps they think a bigger pen will last longer?!

Trouble is the bigger pens bend in the middle!

[SueA]

I received 5 emails this morning offering me enlarged pens.

"Enlarge your pens the easy way" and other such rubbish. I prefer pencil most of the time.

How about you?

I prefer one with a rubber on the end of it!

[HeyWayne]

I prefer one with a rubber on the end of it!

Is that to stop you chewing it?

[bubblewrap]

I prefer one with a rubber on the end of it!

Which end??

[zazen999]

Anyway - they are aiming at the wrong audience. It's women with stationary fetishes; it's us that are concerned with pen sizes...

[seasprout]

Erm.... perhaps it's time to give your monitor a wipe.

[kernowyon]

today I got offered some 'enlargement' patches - I have one question, if I really needed patches to make it larger, where do I stick them?