Will the earth move for you

[piskieinboots]

...on Wednesday when they fire up this big bugger?



Bad summer weather? no worries - this'll probably turn the earth around and we'll be Australia

[Pootle]

Only if OH tries (yet again) to explain how it works...

Physicists, eh...who'd have 'em?

[Johnny Appleseed]

It's the end of the world as we know it.....

Bye - it's been nice knowing you all.

Just think of the new bugs and plant eaters that will come pouring through the wormhole LOL

[piskieinboots]

Don't ya think it's odd how he is wearing protective clothing so as not to contaminate the machine

[Pootle]

I don't think its about contamination - he just thinks he looks 'cool' in a white suit

At least he isn't wearing sandals and socks...unlike my OH who is setting off for work just now

[jacob marley]

Them spin dryers are getting bigger ain't they jacob marley

[Pootle]

Hold on - just noticed that he's wearing shoe covers - so maybe there are sandals and socks after all

[Johnny Appleseed]

Yeah - but on Wednesday the machine will eat him

[Johnny Appleseed]

[QUOTE=Pootle;279418]I don't think its about contamination - he just thinks he looks 'cool' in a white suit
QUOTE]

And he is a paid model. Real lab tekkies have two heads, high foreheads, Neanderthal overhanging, cliff face eyebrows and Joe 90 style large horn rimmed glasses.

[piskieinboots]

.... Real lab tekkies have two heads, high foreheads, Neanderthal overhanging, cliff face eyebrows and Joe 90 style large horn rimmed glasses.

Thunderbirds are GO...
cue music

[HeyWayne]

Those aren't shoe covers - they're the latest version of those Croc things!

You know when a firework doesn't live up to expectation....

Imagine if all the machine does is goes "pfft". That's one expensive firework. A wormhole that big? Imagine the worm cast that'd leave - it'll make a right mess of my lawn!

I'd suggest a better way of spending £4b would be to find out how the world will end, not how it began.

[Pootle]

And he is a paid model. Real lab tekkies have two heads, high foreheads, Neanderthal overhanging, cliff face eyebrows and Joe 90 style large horn rimmed glasses.

Well, OH must be the exception that proves the rule - although some of the people he works with...

[piskieinboots]

...I'd suggest a better way of spending £4b would be to find out how the world will end, not how it began.

bit like looking in a rear view mirror innit

[Johnny Appleseed]

Well, OH must be the exception that proves the rule - although some of the people he works with...

LOL Pootle - my tongue was firmly in my cheek

I'm just recalling the lab tekkies from school days -

[FionaH]

I was watching Torchwood last night, (yea I am that sad ) Swear I saw that machine....