Will the earth move for you

[Capsid]

fer goodness sakes Grapes!!

....think of the global warming won't ya - if cows are damaging the atmosphere by farting just imagine what a Group of Grapes could do to it

It's not farting but belching by cows that produces the greenhouse gas. But us humans don't produce methane as we're not ruminants. So our bottom and mouth burping are OK as far as the environment is concerned. I'd still prefer that we all do it in private though.

[Johnny Appleseed]

..and who actually is switching it on - Jade Goody or Boyz Own?

The day JG turns me on really is the end of the world.

[piskieinboots]

Sweeties!!Am I the only one noticing the date of the article?!

you'd be right hun if it was an English date but this is a 'mercan article as in 4th Jan - daft 'mercans

[di]

you'd be right hun if it was an English date but this is a 'mercan article as in 4th Jan - daft 'mercans

In that case I'll see you all in Oz!!Will it be summer?

[tootles]

Nope - not there either!!!!

[grannysmith]

It won't be summer there? Or Oz won't be there anymore either? On the other hand, maybe all the cities will look Emerald after this . . .

[dandy]

I has a dream about this last night - they switched it on and a bus on our street went zooming up into the sky doing acrobatic turns and swoops, closely followed by an ambulance. Don't want to worry anybody but sometimes my dreams do come true! And yes - my subconscious mind is really weird and I do have very strange dreams.Unfortunately the one about winning the lottery hasn't come true yet.

[HeyWayne]

I has a dream about this last night - they switched it on and a bus on our street went zooming up into the sky doing acrobatic turns and swoops, closely followed by an ambulance. Don't want to worry anybody but sometimes my dreams do come true! And yes - my subconscious mind is really weird and I do have very strange dreams.Unfortunately the one about winning the lottery hasn't come true yet.

You've been watching too much Channel 4....

YouTube - Channel 4 'Watching online' advert with bus trick (June 08)

[grannysmith]

Or Dr Who!

[piskieinboots]

I've just had a text from my Haridresser to say 'appointment reminder for Thursday' maybe they haven't heard

[HeyWayne]

I've just had a text from my Haridresser to say 'appointment reminder for Thursday' maybe they haven't heard

Haridresser? Are they Buddhist?

[piskieinboots]

ROFL - erm .. as I said somewhere in here yesterday - right letters wrong order.

Piskie is clearly an odd female in that she can't multi-task

[SlugLobber]

So our bottom and mouth burping are OK as far as the environment is concerned. I'd still prefer that we all do it in private though.

Nonsense. It's much more fun to do it in public, then slink away unnoticed!

Now I've got that poxy REM song in my head - It's THEEE end of the world as we know it!

[HayleyB]

I dreamt the other night that one of my tomatoes turned red, and now they might never get the opportunity to do so

[Johnny Appleseed]

The Universal Truth and answer to all questions is...

......... 42

Not long now to the big switch on. Shall we start a countdown?