Caption Time!

[Flump]

I thought as its totally lagging it down I thought it might amuse us to have a little caption contest with some photo's anyways, I found this of Mr J. Swift



So I'll start the ball rolling by adding........


'Hmmmmmm using my mobile as a tooth pick is not always a good idea especially when its super-glued itself to my chin'

your turn............

[scarey55]

OK then... D'ya think anyone will notice me shaving if I do it behind these irises?

[ailsasyl]

"EMMM... Don't know the answer to that question!! Quick phone a friend"

[Flump]

'I think they moved the portaloo.....bugger! How do I get out of this one?'

[Nicos]

Beam me up Scottie!

[Flump]

ok what about this pic?

[jackie j]

I like leaning on my tools ( typical male )

[HeyWayne]

"Carol, quick, gimme a hand, I seem to have this flower stuck to my *blank* again.

[Nicos]

Cor blimey...those Jerusalem Artichokes are lethal!

[squashysu]

first one!!

flasher hides in iris display - "oh dear, quick hide the police are on their way now!!!"

second one

"whoops, i think i am about to follow through"

[Headfry]

" aah thats better" 2nd one

[ailsasyl]

2nd one "I can't look are they kissing yet?"