Most embarrassing injury????

[lynda66]

my son did the same Di, he was about 3, and fell over playing football on the friday, and although it was swollen he could move it ok, he went off to a football match on the saturday, then on the sunday it blew up like a balloon, he'd broken it..... they did say it happens a lot with small children.

[Flytrap]

While courting my now wife, I sat on a wooden chair at her house and it collapsed beneath me. I was only a skinny bloke then as well. Ended up with a swollen elbow and a bruised bottom. I did exactly the same thing about two months later. Dodgy cheap chairs!
My most embarrassing injury is too embarrassing to tell on here, suffice to say 5 stitches in that part of my body was no fun

[Two_Sheds]

My brother had to take his little boy to A&E for a Calpol overdose - 3 times! (the kid loves Calpol)

[di]

My brother had to take his little boy to A&E for a Calpol overdose - 3 times! (the kid loves Calpol)

We've had to be extra cunning with our hiding places of the same!!Especially as it now comes in those "handy for little hands to open"sachets!!

[tootles]

We've had to be extra cunning with our hiding places of the same!!Especially as it now comes in those "handy for little hands to open"sachets!!

I stopped using those when my 'emergency' one burst in my purse!!!

[kernowyon]

My most embarrassing injury is too embarrassing to tell on here, suffice to say 5 stitches in that part of my body was no fun

sounds a bit like mine, only four stitches though (bl***dy zips on jeans )

[di]

I swear I'm not laughing!!!

[Seahorse]

My most embarrassing injury is too embarrassing to tell on here, suffice to say 5 stitches in that part of my body was no fun

Is your user name a clue?

[lynda66]

I swear I'm not laughing!!!

me neither honest really i'm not

[rogesse]

Hubby did that too - caused a bit of damage, shamed to say I laughed my rocks off (well he couldn't).

I've had a few good 'uns, the most embarrassing have always involved sitting on things. Thankfully I don't remember having a coat hanger 'extracted' when 5ys

A couple of years later my mother broke my nose on the dodgem cars - not straped in properly and catapulted into a concrete post. I remember her being mortified (she was a nurse) and the doctor trying not to be seen sniggering. I milked it for ages and occasionally bring it up to see her blush - she still can't drive!

[FROSTYFRECKLE]

Ohh I don't know why I am going to reveal this but....

Been married just over 14 years, love hill-walking. Just before we got married hubby's bright idea - lets go walking in Glencoe (Lost Valley). River was in spate had to be careful, lots of sharp, jaggy rocks and had to very careful with river. I was concentrating on not falling into river that I did the splits on the sharp, jaggy rocks! Do not need to go into further detail:eek

[Flytrap]

Sounds like someone I used to work with. She slipped on the beach and sat on the fin of a surf board. Ended up with 7 stitches in a private area. Apparantly, she only needed 5 stiches but her boyfriend asked if they could put a couple more in.

(true story... apart from the last bit)

[phil the shed]

while ironing my work shirt one day in only my boxer shorts the iron slipped and i ironed HIM !! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[FROSTYFRECKLE]

Ouch!!! Even my hubby burst out laughing. Ouch again. Was the iron on steam as well?

[Nicos]

while ironing my work shirt one day in only my boxer shorts the iron slipped and i ironed HIM !! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I hope you dunked him in a mug of cold water?????