Job Application

[jackie j]

I have just applied for a job with a well known childrens company. I sat on a bench to fill in the short form, a bird dropped and just missed me so I moved along and sat in a very wet patch, do you think this is a good omen !!!

[Hans Mum]

its supposed to be good luck if a bird poops on you (cant think why!!) so seems that things are in your favour.....good luck with the application

[lynda66]

yeah, but i think it's supposed to poo on your head

hope you get it

Lynda xx

[piskieinboots]

yeah, but i think it's supposed to poo on your head

*see Jackie stand on her 'ead on the bench

[lynda66]

*see Jackie stand on her 'ead on the bench

* sees jackie remember she isn't wearing any knickers

[HayleyB]

give over you two poor JJ

good luck Jackie J

[lynda66]

wotttttttttttttttt???? it war her in them stilletto wellies wot started it

[HayleyB]

Children, no tittle tales in class please

Is that what piskieboots are then

[lynda66]

but but ........ she started it

*nods* piskie wellies have retractable stilletto heels for doing the gardening in

[Comfreyfan]

Fingers crossed Jackie, good luck.

[piskieinboots]

...piskie wellies have retractable stilletto heels for doing the gardening in

indeed they do and actually it was 'er wot started it Miss twas honest like

[lynda66]

twas not *chucks a rubber at piskies head*

[piskieinboots]

twas too *uses catapult with huge squashy tomato at lynda's boobs

[lynda66]

That's ok it missed i was stood sideways and as there's no visible bumps it just flew past

*gets spud gun out and fires spud bits at piskies bum*

[piskieinboots]

That's ok it missed i was stood sideways and as there's no visible bumps it just flew past

*gets spud gun out and fires spud bits at piskies bum*

ah now see if I stood sideways you would seriously have 'got' my chest - but my butt ...nope ain't got a decent one

*puts daddy long legs in lynda's coke