You know our Mod Shorty

[piskieinboots]

well, a fair while back she called me Pikie (t'was a typo) but the big fella never lets me forget it (oi, birthday boy - you listening?) and just now on PM Shorty calls me Pickie ..... ROFLMAO

So ladies and gentleman Grapers - I give you Shatty, our superb Mod

[Shortie]

Whoooooooops

Yes my speeling is carp at the beast of tymes

[piskieinboots]

hehehe but you is lovely so who gives a doo dah about spelling

[Shortie]

Awww ta. I guess all is forgiven then?

[piskieinboots]

always ..............

[nick the grief]

Pikey in boots sounds like a good title for our chrimbo panto

[piskieinboots]

LOL - sure does NTG ...bags I play Pikey
...and Shorty can play Shatty the Catty

[quark1]

Is she/he short....oh yes she/he is.....until she/he sees me...I bet I'm shorter!

Be gentle with us new mod!

[nick the grief]

its a she Quark and don't bank on it

[quark1]

What, Nick-TG, the height or the gentle factor?!

[nick the grief]

Speaking as a gentleman it wouldn't be the done thing to say if Shortie was gentle with me but I live in hope and I pay for a bit of rough treatment now and again but I digress

[zazen999]

I still smile at the Pikie typo; sorry Shortie but it was coffee splurtingly funny.

[quark1]

Right - I stake my place at 4' 8" - and hope that I'm the smallest/tallest natural Ferengi here on this site!

[Shortie]

Speaking as a gentleman it wouldn't be the done thing to say if Shortie was gentle with me but I live in hope and I pay for a bit of rough treatment now and again but I digress

I offer tea Nick! 'Twas you that was going to bring the Radio Times along.. rolled up?

[Shortie]

LOL - sure does NTG ...bags I play Pikey
...and Shorty can play Shatty the Catty

OOo I like the idea!!

We need Jennie to direct us