that is just disgusting think i'm gonna puke.

[lynda66]

just went to make a brew,darling cleopatra was sat there looking very pleased with herself, and very innocent........ never thought to look down,(well you don't do you) well she has brought me 3 little presents ...... and left them right where the kettle is ...... and guess who stood on one in her bare feet, and guess what burst under said foot .........

dead baby rats ..... 3 of them, all blind and furless (guess thats 3 less to cause grief)

trust me baby dead rats exploding under your foot, across your kitchen floor is not 1 of the 100 things you should do before you die

it is even worse than standing on giant slugs..... she's now banned from going in and out through the back window.

[shirlthegirl43]

Yik yik yik!!!

[Hans Mum]

Yuk..............but its only cause she loves you

[digthatchick]

Perhaps I will cook a bit later

[lynda66]

Yik yik yik!!!

yeah, that's kinda what i said, with a few more F's

Yuk..............but its only cause she loves you

well she can love me from outside the front window from now on so i can see what she's bringing in.

Perhaps I will cook a bit later

just don't trust the smug looking cat, and look down, and wear shoes

[FionaH]

Smug cats are always trouble! You not having much luck with felines at the moment are you?

[lynda66]

lol, not having much luck with anything at the moment ....... though at least it only squished ...... i could have ended up on my bum and broken my other toe

[Two_Sheds]

... at least they weren't dead birdies

[snuffer]

We have four cats and they are always bringing in 'little presents', Sometimes not so little and not what you'd expect. One Sunday Tig, our tabby, came home dragging behind him someones Sunday roast. It had obviously been put to stand before carving and Tig had made off with it. Imagine having all the veg ready, coming to serve the roast and discovering it had dissapeared. Never did find out who'd lost their lunch.

Another of the cats, Badger, likes to bring things home that are still alive and kicking. Imagine being sat in the lounge with your guests, a cat comes in to a chorus of ahhs from said guests, cat promptly deposits live; rat, mouse, vole or shrew at their feet. More often than not guest leaves seat and room at the speed of light shreiking and squealing. Usually breaks the ice.

[Snadger]

I've heard "oops, stood on a moose" uttered before after breaking wind!

[Two_Sheds]

I've heard "oops, stood on a moose" uttered before after breaking wind!

Now, I'd like to see a cat dragging a baby moose through the catflap

[lynda66]

when she starts bringing me roast dinners i'll be happy

it's usually asbo that brings me live things, he always looks totally bewildered when i take them off him and they fly away

she's not got round to catching anything that runs away yet, she's been bringing me bits of trees lately, that's the first what used to be live thing she's caught by herself.

a baby moose would keep me going for a few weeks, and at least that wouldn't squish between my toes, though i'd probably trip over it and break something

[squashysu]

well, i now feel really really sick and it doesnt help when i have a hangover! yuk!

[SueA]

Yeuch! But she was only asking you to cook them for her Lynda!

[lynda66]

well, i now feel really really sick and it doesnt help when i have a hangover! yuk!

well it did kinda say i was gonna puke in the title lol ....just be thankful you didn't stand on one whilst being inebriated ...... get some bacon butties down you ..... you'll soon feel better