Playschool are not very pleased with my son.

[BrideXIII]

hilarious!
my sons kindergarten teacher was very wary of me, after he promptly told her that 'mummy locks me in the cupboard when I am naughty'

I was taken aside and questioned very carefully about this, you should have seen her jaw drop when I said it was true!

well it was, but it was for 2 seconds only , to show him how dark and scary it had been for his baby brother when he had shut him in there and held the door closed.

I did explain, but they always treated me weirdly after that.

[squashysu]

i had to laugh lol!!!! i caught a boy peeing in the playhouse at school and even though had to tell him the right from wrong, inside i was crying with laughter, especially as he was doing it in a play cup!!!!

[rustylady]

The staff have all been so supportive in helping me get to the stage where he is dry nearly all the time in the day now. When I arrived to pick him up this afternoon I was informed that he had been good all morning, no accidents etc but this afternoon he had been terrible. "Then" she continued "He took his pants and trousers down and did a wee up the cabinet" Tammy

I had a husband like that, couldn't be bothered (or too drunk) to find the bathroom so he used to wee in the wardrobe!! At least with a young child it is perfectly understandable.

[Rocketron]

I think men who pee in wardrobes etc. must have serious psychological problems.
I have been outlandishly drunk on occasions, but I've never done anything like this.
I know it happens, but why?

[SlugLobber]

thanks, made me giggle.....something to tell the first girlfriend as well.

Ooh no, this one's a saver for the wedding day!!

[squashysu]

my mate once went into the foyer of a hotel and just peed on the floor like she was in the ladies - from then on she was known as "Splashback" lol!!!!! SHe was totally drunk, i hasten to had

[Comfreyfan]

Back in the old days I had 2 friends who were sisters and shared a room at the rather dark and creepy hotel where we all worked. After a long night scaring ourselves silly with spooky stories and neat martini (mixers were considered very posh!) we all eventually retired to our own rooms. Sister number 1 woke during the night with a pressing need to pee, but was too scared to leave the room, so she perched on the edge of the sink. Sister number 2 woke at the strange noise in the room and saw a white figure apparently hovering on the wall, screamed very loudly, scared Sister number 1, who fell off the sink and brought the whole thing off the wall. Management and maintenance weren't that amused at 4.30am, we all thought it was brilliant!