grrr! Men ! (well, husbands)

[HayleyB]

Well it looks like Two Sheds, Pootle and I are sharing the same man who reckons she's Lynda66

[moggssue]

Well hey, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know there are other females out there sharing 'that' man ..... its all true!!

[maytreefrannie]

HayleyB ~ either all men are the same or we are sharing a bloke. My main gripes are he never listens (so I end up telling him 3 times and become a nag) and he never reads anything eg. the monthly phone bill: "is this monthly or quarterly?" "There's a clue in the title babe"

* ducks the incoming flack

Did you know a 'study' has shown that women talk 4 times as much as men?

Here's the example they gave to prove it:

She: Will you bring the bin out please.

He: Yeah, sure.

20 mins later:

She: It's bin day, hurry up and bring the bin out.

10 mins later:

She: The truck will be here soon, can you bring the bin out?

5 mins later:

She: the truck is at the top of the road - will you get the bin out? Now!?

He: There you go, Nagging again....

[Nicos]

I've just found these tips for women...

5 Tips for Women (girls, pay attention)

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men do NOT know each other.

[Comfreyfan]

Nicos! That's perfect!!

[Two_Sheds]

Comes home, takes off clothes and sits in pants watching TV
"Bit cold in here isn't it?"

--- After watching cr@p all night, says he's wasted his evening and why can't they put anything decent on the telly? (why not do something useful instead, like take out the bin, pick up your clothes off the floor, hang up your wet towels)

[Pootle]

Who thinks that a good place for wet swimming things (at least three times a week) and/or wet canoeing gear (twice a week) is in a bag on the kitchen floor next to the washing machine - until the washing fairy (who has plenty of other people to clean up after by the way) comes along and loads the machine, operates said machine, hangs washing outside, collects dry washing, folds washing, puts washing away...you've really started something here

[lynda66]

Who thinks that a good place for wet swimming things (at least three times a week) and/or wet canoeing gear (twice a week) is in a bag on the kitchen floor next to the washing machine - until the washing fairy (who has plenty of other people to clean up after by the way) comes along and loads the machine, operates said machine, hangs washing outside, collects dry washing, folds washing, puts washing away...you've really started something here

well it's better than being all over the bedroom floor ..... otherwise the washing fairy wouldn't be able to find it

[Snadger]

Hell hath no fury..............

[nkp1962]

Oh Dear

Are you all married to me -how many Mothers in Law would that make

(has a beer then lies down in a darkened room with clothes on the floor)

[rustylady]

The problem is women that are trained to do tidying up by there mothers a absolute pain to us mere fellas they are a different race to us fella's jacob marley

The problem Jacob is that men's mothers spoil them and don't train them to tidy up after themselves, or cook meals, or do the washing, etc. etc. I had four children (3 girls and 1 boy) and they were all brought up with equal responsibilities as far as basic chores were concerned. They are all now living independently and the girls can cope with basic DIY stuff as well as cooking and cleaning, and my son can cook meals for his family, do the washing, cleaning etc as well as the "traditional male stuff".

[rustylady]

yeah, I know the feeling.

I want to know how men cope in the office when things go wrong or missing, and wives aren't around to sort it out

They usually blame it on their secretary, or any other female who happens to be around.

[rustylady]

I'm with you Jacob,

They just aren't like us men are they I have more sense than to were my high heels if the paths are muddy

OOh Nick, so when do you wear your high heels?

[Kayt]

yeah, I know the feeling.

I want to know how men cope in the office when things go wrong or missing, and wives aren't around to sort it out

yep, secretary's it is! I single but sometimes at work its like being married - and I work for a building company!! Not sure if they're like husbands or kids

[Pootle]

Oh Dear

Are you all married to me -how many Mothers in Law would that make

(has a beer then lies down in a darkened room with clothes on the floor)

One MIL is quite enough thank you!