Hang on to my feet - I'm going in.....

[piskieinboots]

...new pooter *sighs ....lots of stuff to set up again *sighs.....I may be some time *sigh.....

...oh Snowdrop has just brought me a G&T .... as you were, nothing to see here

[BrideXIII]

...new pooter *sighs ....lots of stuff to set up again *sighs.....I may be some time *sigh.....

...oh Snowdrop has just brought me a G&T .... as you were, nothing to see here

shout if you need help, it's the one thing i CAN do , sad muppet that i am.

[lynda66]

lasso's piskies feet and ties them to a tree

[beefy]

Alas poor piskie - I knew thee well .
Good luck

[piskieinboots]

after a G&T or three, it is staying in the box for a short while!

thanks Bride, I will if I need to

[Comfreyfan]

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. (David Barry)

No problem then!

[scarey55]

* Printing "IN EMERGENCY,PULL! - sticks to Piskie's wellies

[zazen999]

I don't want to say anything except - I did say get a Mac!!!

Of course, then you wouldn't need the G&T...

[Hazel at the Hill]

I don't want to say anything except - I did say get a Mac!!!

Of course, then you wouldn't need the G&T...

I'm getting a mixed message here!

[BrideXIII]

after a G&T or three, it is staying in the box for a short while!

thanks Bride, I will if I need to

thats my girl, never do today, what you can put of until someone else can do it for you!

[Two_Sheds]

It must be a "blue" job. Mr Sheds put his new laptop together in an hour, but he can't work out how to load the dishwasher/washing machine. Not programme it, just load it That's a "pink" job.

[piskieinboots]

I've successfully* carried out the blue job on every machine I've had since 1995 (and I change 'em every couple years) - it's just that I have truly, totally, utterly lost the will to live with all things techie - odd cos it was once a passion! I know I know - send help

So, pick a day/date for me too carry out this very unpleasant task please

*with colourful words

[piskieinboots]

I don't want to say anything except - I did say get a Mac!!!

and I truly did consider it, but then thought what on earth would I do with all that spare time when not fighting of viri

Of course, then you wouldn't need the G&T...

refer to HOTH's comments

[snuffer]

Hi again piskie. I know nothing about computers. Do what I always do. Leave it in the box until a handy twelve year old comes along. Let them have it for about ten minutes whilst they do what would take me about three weeks and then get rid of them as quick as you can so as to avoid their 'but it's easy, anyone can do it' comments.

[piskieinboots]

thats my girl, never do today, what you can put of until someone else can do it for you!

*sends Bride invite to RAF Benson