The Gardeners Rest #3

[HayleyB]

Hey, look at Aunty Mo.....

She'd eaten too much of the poultry spiced Parkin was "cluck, bok, chooking" to herself nesting in a corner trying to lay an egg "hic"

And in yet another corner......

[Flummery]

Scarey was trying for force-feed Wellie on lovage!

[HeyWayne]

there was a coroner who was clearly mistaken, so he hurried off to join...

[HayleyB]

Demeter, sharpening his scythe, thinking he might just get some business from this one.

In the meantime Two Sheds..........

[MaureenHall]

was rubbing Aunty Mo's back and telling her to push harder, "oooooooooooooooooooo I think it's a squashy" she said, "better gimme a bit more o that poe pad juice"

[Seahorse]

...so Seahorse obligingly ran off to fetch another bottle and a straw. On the way, she noticed that Beefy, last seen lingering near the mysterious trapdoor was now...

[BrideXIII]

rummaging through the dress up chest, trying to find some scarlet bloomers to go with the fetching bodice he was wearing....

Heywayne was slightly confused as he was sure the bloomers had been there last time he looked, however he did find a rather nice....

[Seahorse]

...pair of cat ears. 'Oy, those are mine!' shouted Lynda and an unseemly tussle began...

[yoanbob]

garter set.

Yo and Mrs Dobby came in looking for Bob,
"Hes suposed to be setting up the solar panels for the heaters, it has to be done in time for the solstice, dancing naked isnt what it was when we were young" said Mrs D
Yo was stuck in the doorway her massive bump getting bigger by the day

[jackie j]

no their not their mine shouted seahorse' not 'are ' not are not yes they are no their not they belong to ----

[BrideXIII]

'Bobleponge.......... he left them here whilst he is in the sudan.......didn't want to get mistaken for a lion and shot at by a big game hunter.' cried Quark1 'although I haven't seen that tail before?'

[Seahorse]

Seahorse made sure that Yo and LadyWayne were both sitting comfortably and that their every whim was catered for. Trying not to stare at the naked Dobbys she spotted that the cat ears and garter set were lying unoticed on the floor...

[jacob marley]

When through the door burst a rather large lady in nursing attire saying i am the night sister from the nursing home for the bewidered and retired gardeners across the road asking can i bring some of my inmates across because they are not getting much sleep these days the last bit of fun they had was a sponsered flyswat back in the summer

[MaureenHall]

Then Lynda shouted "Bride, I told you it was my turn to wear the nurses outfit! You were supposed to be having the maid's one!" She stamped her foot and broke her toe again. "Well I found this load of OAP's out there and they said they had escaped from the nursing home so I thought I'd bring them in here. There's one of the "ladies" who said she's got her own spade and wellies and is looking for a farmer" Anyone seen Farmer Giles?

[BrideXIII]

'He went that-a-way' yelled Piskieinboots ' and he has snaffled the Parkin!!'

Demeter grabbed her scythe ' I knew this would come in handy after doing the pencils' she muttered.

Lynda66 grabbed the pea pod wine, Seahorse grabbed Lynda66, Flummery grabbed the hem of her frock and there was a surge towards the door........