The Gardeners Rest #3

[jacob marley]

Oi we are trying to get a bit of shuteye stop yer wrigling and

[HeyWayne]

...Mrs Dobby has forgotten to take the onions out of her tights before putting them onagain, and what with Dobby tinkling his ivories whilst singing a verse of "Roll out the Barrell", we're having trouble with our....

[Glutton4...]

"Onions!"

Came a voice from another corner. Everyone looked round.

It was Glutton4 who, having consumed far too much Pea-pod wine, followed by a several Elderberry Cocktails, and who knows what else, had fallen sound asleep. Unfortunately she was dreaming out load about the Onions she had secretly stolen earlier from Snadger.

"She's in trouble when she wakes up!" exclaimed ...

[HeyWayne]

Mustafah Leek - who, upon hearing the ruckus coming from next door decided to pop in and see what all the fuss was about. After being presented with a Village Bike and some scratchings decided to join in the game of....

[jackie j]

Twister -----

[Glutton4...]

This wasn't an ordinary game of Twister - if there is such a thing - every now and then the psycho rabbit would run in, take a chunk out of whoever was nearest and run off again leaving utter chaos in his wake.

Several people had needed first-aid, and Aunties Mo and Flum were running out of plasters. To make matters worse, someone had accidentally sprayed Ralgex on the bite on HayWayne's bottom, and he now couldn't sit down!

BrideXIII had offered to rub it better, but he was having none of it.

[Nicos]

This wasn't an ordinary game of Twister -

Misquote....."No this wasn't any old game of Twister...but an S&M game of Twister"

[yoanbob]

dont tell dobby

[crazy_red]

'S'okay! Shan't say a word' slurred Piglet Willie, trying to tap the side of his nose conspiratorially, but missing - he was already on his second bottle of Merlot that afternoon...

'Surprising he ever get's anything done, 'innit?', said Piskie 'I wish I knew how he manages it and still makes a living...'

'Look, Mustafah Leek' said Mrs Dobby crossly 'i'm not actually playing at the moment, so if you could just get your hand off my....'

[crazy_red]

'onions' said Mrs Dobby, who was still wrestling with her pantyhose,

'I need to go and adjust my....'

[Glutton4...]

"Onions!"

Said a still-sleeping Glutton4 once more from her corner.

"Dunno nuffink 'bout no damn Onions..."

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

[Seahorse]

"Nevermind onions", said Seahorse, "I was just confirming to Crazy Red that Nicos isn't a cross dresser at all (well, only when she puts on that rather fetching tux)."

"And speaking of rather fetching, I'm sure Bride said I could have a turn with Bobleponge in a minute... "

[crazy_red]

Crazy Red blushes..." I'm not very good at sexing kittens or bunnies either....'

'Sorry Nicos, i think it was the Peapod wine....I'm not supposed to drink strong liquor......I thought it was a herbal tea........'

She decides it might be prudent to engage in a bit of damage limitation, so she replaces the duct tape firmly over her mouth and sits down next to.....

[kirsty b]

Mustafah Leek, who was having a bit of bother while fiddling with his new (old?) bikes bits....

'Anybody got something slippery?'.....he shouted, think I might be needing some asssistance with this...........

[di]

....rusty ol crank...someone wake Piskie,she's sure to know what to do!
While I'm here...anything red on the go??