The Gardeners Rest #3

[lynda66]

here said bride, who passes di a packet of bright red fishnet stockings with little bows at the top, a rose, a jar of strawberry jam, a tomato and a jar of pickled beetroot that fell out of aunty Mo's handbag earlier ............ in the mean time Lynda starts making pastry ....... for a psycho vampire bunny pie ........ if anyone can catch it before it ...........

[crazy_red]

"af phtz fuffophed tf fee emmuffng? keffit ifnt fufphing fnny mkng fn ef fe afflktd"

Said Red, who was feeling a bit sensitive and wasn't sure whether andi&di's quip had been aimed at her.

What's more she was feeling extremely lightheaded, having forgotten to pike holes in the tape so she could actually breathe.

Mustafah Leek had picked up the the key to the cuffs, that she'd discretely secured her hands to the table leg with so she wouldn't be tempted to remove the tape, and was trying to open his bike lock with it....

No matter, she didn't think she was going to be 'on the go' for very much longer anyway, at this rate.......

[MaureenHall]

So Aunty Mo poked some holes in the duct tape for her using a nappy pin she'd found holding up Wayne's bloomers. She accidentally poked the pin into Red's lip though and made it bleed. "Oh bugger" she said, "here's the pin Red, see if you can pick the lock with it" So she put the pin into Red's hand and made a run for the

[HayleyB]

Psycho bunny who had dashed into Heywaynes now very baggy bloomers....

Heywayne jumped to one side to avoid the bunnyboiler and tripped over........

[Nicos]

....the imple pudding which had been placed on the floor by the fire to cool off..
"Cor - that smells great" said HeyWayne as he hurtled through the air in the direction of.....

[HayleyB]

Stacey Steve and Johnny Appleseed cowering in a corner trying to avoid Squashysu's blows with a now cold iron. Glutton4 awoke from her drunken stupor just in time to grab Heywaynes bloomers.......

[Nicos]

"Quick" yelled Nicos as she suddenly appeared in a puff of soot from the fireplace with Quark1
"We need help in the holographic room - we have a malfunction...there are lots of little green men chasing after Piskie and Dobby ( poor Dobby) and a jolly green Giant who wants to climb a bean stalk..the alien planet and Panto rehersals are getting mixed up....goodness knows what else can go wrong there"......

[Nicos]

" would this fluffy cough sweet help???" said Aunty Mo.
Was that just a 'manky old cough sweet...or an S&M cough sweet'....who knows what magic powers it may contain.....

The hoot of a steam train could be heard from somewhere inside the chimney

"Oh lordy....whatever next".....

[Glutton4...]

It was HayWayne with a look of sheer terror on his face. Glutton4, having grabbed hold of his bloomers firmly with both hands, was refusing point blank to let go.

"There's room for me in there - Hee hee!" Exclaimed the still tipsy Glutton, who had obviously not had quite enough time to sleep off all the excess booze.

Her contraband Onions were now flying in all directions from her now unprotected pockets.

[HayleyB]

"Oooh Onions" says Lynda66 "They'll go great in the bunny pie" grabbing a handful.

But then.......

[crazy_red]

'Incommmmmming!!!', yelled Mustaphah Leek beside her and dove under the table,

'Fnks nti Mer!' muffled Red,

All righty!, she thought, deftly ducking a rather nice looking Maincrop white, unfortunately it was passed her and through the window behind before she could clock the variety....

She was already feeling much better, despite the painful swelling of her lip. So, she'd been a tad off the mark with some the details, but alien conspiracy wasn't an exact science....

[HayleyB]

and of course she wanted the job of Village Idiot in the panto.

BrideXIII and Lynda66 went back to making pastry for the pie and to check on the eggs to see if they'd hatched, which of course they hadn't "If they don't hurry up and hatch soon we'll make this a bl**dy bunny chickegg pie" she moaned

In the meantime the psycho rabbit dashed across the room and promptly bit.....

[BrideXIII]

Bephlam on the ankle........

hopping sideways belpham landed right on top of the pastry lynda66 was manipulating, leaving rather an interesting pattern on the pie crust.

BrideXIII grinned and ........

[crazy_red]

went over to comfort the eighth grader. The bunny had swiped his chocolate sprout on the way past and was now legging it for the door.

'Stop that rabbit', yelled Nicos, deftly tossing Aunty Mo an attractively be-ribboned blast phaser, 'and buy Linda and Bride some time to finsh the pastry while Quark1 remodulates the phase shift on the subspace.. doodah.....I'll hold off the aliens..and Glutton4'

'Piglet', said Aunt Flummery dramatically, ' if that vampire rabbit gets loose who knows how many billions could be infected. I'm declaring a foothold situation and locking down the pub....'

[BrideXIII]

'OOOHHHH!! a lock-in ' shouted Heywayne 'quick, get the beers in'

Demeter dives behind the bar, and rolls quickly to the barrel, but......