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  • Now, how could they extract the key from its hiding place in .....

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    • Ah ha!!! called Bobleponge.." lets borrow the invisibility cloak...just a quick trip through the chimney should sort that out" he said -hoping that there wasn't a pot bellied stove at the other end.
      Last edited by Nicos; 30-11-2008, 03:25 PM.
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • "You've been reading too much about Harry Potter" called Frias, .................
        My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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        • "Mmm, that's as maybe," said the Cap'ns "But we've been bl**dy busy sortin' out your problems, and we feel we've earned ourselves a drink!"

          With that, they grabbed the Vat of XXXRhubard Schnapps, from Glutton and started helping themselves.
          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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          • With that part one finished and part two start's after a brief intermission ice cream trolleys to the front
            What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
            Ralph Waide Emmerson

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            • Twas snowing outside, so all the Grapes rushed out to have a snowman competition...one of the ponies had found the bag of Snadgers carrots -which had been put aside for Xmas-and was merrily munching its way through them.
              " Anyone got any coal?" asked piglet..."it's very expensive this year isn't it??
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • "Coal ?" said Jennie ....... "what's that?"

                Grabbing the ponies away from Snadger's carrots (difficult), and realising that she had a new set of stars for the panto (wooo!), she set about choreographing a tap dance routine for them (not easy) ........ being of the Shetland type, their bellies hung a little low and got in the way of a quick soft shoe shuffle).

                But Jacob, tucking away his ice cream trolley in the rear end of the cow, managed to engage their attention and ........
                ~
                Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
                ~ Mary Kay Ash

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                • shouted 'Oy, get off me cornets....' as they......

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                  • ...accidentally got their horns caught up with Bob's g-strings which someone had confused with Xmas bunting ( well they were gold and red, and silver and purple , and bronze with the most alluring multicoloured speckles as you ever did see)....
                    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                    Location....Normandy France

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                    • but hey ho thats life!

                      *ring ring.....ring ring.....ring ring*
                      Tammy x x x x
                      Fine and Dandy but busy as always

                      God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done


                      Stay at home Mum (and proud of it) to Bluebelle(8), Bashfull Bill(6) and twincesses Pea & Pod (2)!!!!

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                      • "Answer the flippin' 'phone...
                        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                        • 'thats not a phone' cried snadger 'thats santa and his.............
                          Vive Le Revolution!!!
                          'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
                          Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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                          • bells a-jingling...'

                            'Shouldn't let them swing loose like that though..they could get caught in ...'
                            Last edited by crazy_red; 06-12-2008, 02:44 AM.

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                            • the tops of his boots and send 'im flyin' into the nearest...
                              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                              • big sloppy muckheap....
                                What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
                                Ralph Waide Emmerson

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