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'Ho.. ho.. horse sh**t!
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Cried Santa,
"Come on in, it's lovely and warm... steamin!"
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....but alas!!It wasn't Santa....but Lynda....nor was it warm & steamin'...no!>>those were ice particles..not steam!
...So who's idea was it to leave Lynda in control of the heating?
the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.
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"Look behind you!"called the children
( oh my...surely they hadn't been locked in the cellar since last Xmas???)
A warming bright glow entered through the door ...
'twas Sarzwix...... the red toe'd "pain's here" she pointed
( sorry Sarah!)
"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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In she hobbled - crutches bedecked in tinsel for the festive season.
'Perfect'! cried Pumpkin Becki, who swiped the crutches from Sarzwix and put them above the bar like sparkly crossed swords...Comment
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....poor Sarzwix promptly fell over, right on top of....Tammy x x x x
Fine and Dandy but busy as always
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done
Stay at home Mum (and proud of it) to Bluebelle(8), Bashfull Bill(6) and twincesses Pea & Pod (2)!!!!Comment
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two suspiciously dressed characters, who turned out to be... All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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the fairy queen and the green witch ........ but ........... was really Snadger and Nick the Grief in disguise, because they wanted to .....~
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
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get in touch with there feminine side...What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
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..and were crawling around the skirting boards calling "hammy hammy".
They had found a tin of spam....and just needed the ham...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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Luckily the place was full of hams, so they began auditions.
The noise was deafening...My hopes are not always realized but I always hope (Ovid)
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Taking advantage of the distraction....
'Pssst....' said Piskie, to the suspiciously young looking innkeeper, 'Give us all the fags...' they were gonna be worth a fortune soon.
'Cigarettes are very bad for your health, he replied, 'Would you like help giving up?' You could tell those new social awareness classes were paying off.....Comment
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Looking at the festive stockings he was wearing, she somehow found it difficult to concentrate on what he was saying...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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........ and being booed off the stage as the new baddie hung her head and marched off stage right.
Meanwhile ........~
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
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Seahorse came dashing in saying who's nicked my christmas stockings has that piglet fellow been round floging out of his suitcase again....Last edited by jacob marley; 11-12-2008, 01:08 PM.What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
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