*Lynda goes off to M&S for a huge boobie bra*
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Originally posted by Nicos View PostPiglet ( who had been quietly cuddling Lynda's bra...ummm I mean eggs) rushed out of the room with Beefy and Bubblewrap ( who had only just walked in).....Last edited by scarey55; 17-11-2008, 05:16 PM.A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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Aunty Flum said " oh flipping heck ....I'll have to see if I can find another plaster at this rate....you got any in that bag of yours Mo?"
Aunty Mo .....getting a bit concerned about all the yelling going on outside plonked her MASSIVE handbag on the pub table and pulled out...a hankie...red mite powder...an old birthday card....a small box of dried mealworms.....a mobile phone....a chook/English dictionary.....a ball of string....'1001 things to do with an egg' recipe book......a blunt pencil......"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
Location....Normandy France
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...an enormous box of tissues, a warning triangle, yellow hi-vis jacket and a huge hat stand. She had a bit more of a furtle around and suddenly exclaimed " I knew I had one in here somewhere" and produced a pair of binoculars a bit like the ones they use at the opera and ran outside to join the boys.A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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Unfortunately Aunty Mo had forgotten she had a few rings dangling from her belt...some were swinging side to side ..and others were doing sort of circles. It was when 3 of these ( a magic number...as you all know.....) collided that Aunty Mo's legs went into such a tangle as you ever did see.
Arse over tit/ tit over arse/ head over heels..poor 'old' Aunty Mo...
...such a tumble of petticoats ever did you see...."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
Location....Normandy France
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"Hang on a sec " said Scarey..."I can help you out with plenty a spare perch me lad"...she'd remembered how cold and draughty the pub had been last year..perfect for yr chooks!"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
Location....Normandy France
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