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  • #31
    *Lynda goes off to M&S for a huge boobie bra*

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    • #32
      Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
      *Lynda goes off to M&S for a huge boobie bra*
      ( hope it's a 'Silky' one!!!! ....bum bum.....)
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #33
        but i'm not gonna wear it on my bum, cos i'll squash em when i sit down

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Nicos View Post
          Piglet ( who had been quietly cuddling Lynda's bra...ummm I mean eggs) rushed out of the room with Beefy and Bubblewrap ( who had only just walked in).....
          "There, there - did you see it", cried Bubblewrap. Pigletwillie and Beefy screwed their eyes up and then Beefy said "there, yes I see it looks like a giant..."
          Last edited by scarey55; 17-11-2008, 05:16 PM.
          A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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          • #35
            ....thingy.......
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • #36
              It was the thingy that Lynda had given to Bride but she'd dropped the batteries when she shoved the eggs into her M&S big booby bra
              My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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              • #37
                Aunty Flum said " oh flipping heck ....I'll have to see if I can find another plaster at this rate....you got any in that bag of yours Mo?"

                Aunty Mo .....getting a bit concerned about all the yelling going on outside plonked her MASSIVE handbag on the pub table and pulled out...a hankie...red mite powder...an old birthday card....a small box of dried mealworms.....a mobile phone....a chook/English dictionary.....a ball of string....'1001 things to do with an egg' recipe book......a blunt pencil......
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • #38
                  ...an enormous box of tissues, a warning triangle, yellow hi-vis jacket and a huge hat stand. She had a bit more of a furtle around and suddenly exclaimed " I knew I had one in here somewhere" and produced a pair of binoculars a bit like the ones they use at the opera and ran outside to join the boys.
                  A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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                  • #39
                    Tripping over Snadger who was crouching in the doorway trying to prise off a piece of door frame. "This'll make a reel gud perch for Tush" he said
                    My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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                    • #40
                      Unfortunately Aunty Mo had forgotten she had a few rings dangling from her belt...some were swinging side to side ..and others were doing sort of circles. It was when 3 of these ( a magic number...as you all know.....) collided that Aunty Mo's legs went into such a tangle as you ever did see.

                      Arse over tit/ tit over arse/ head over heels..poor 'old' Aunty Mo...

                      ...such a tumble of petticoats ever did you see....
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • #41
                        Piglet..desperate to conserve the Gardeners Rest yelled " Snadger STOP!!!....Tush can come and perch on this bar stool...leave my wood alone"
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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                        • #42
                          But poor 'ol Snadge could think of only one thing...Aunty Mo...with petticoat amiss was with him all the way....
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #43
                            "Hang on a sec " said Scarey..."I can help you out with plenty a spare perch me lad"...she'd remembered how cold and draughty the pub had been last year..perfect for yr chooks!
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • #44
                              " Oh for goodness sake"...said Seahorse and SueA ( who had just come in for a take-away) " Is Geo's squirrel stew ready yet....we're famished!"
                              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                              Location....Normandy France

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                              • #45
                                FionaH who has limited cooking skills popped in brandishing a pair of squirels and said, so what do I do with em now.........?
                                WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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