The Gardeners Rest #3

[Nicos]

"Roast them with Piglet's nuts" said HayWayne ...who had been tidying the garden terrace and not noticed how the pub had filled up....."Come on folks ...lets get the evening underway....drinkies on the house ladies whilst you wait for you stew"

Sitting sideways on the chair......he could check up on the bar AND what was going on outside.....

[FionaH]

Suddenly there was a squeal and a growl. Like a bolt of lightening Asbo streaked throught the door and climbed HewWaynes trouser leg. Closely followed by a smug looking rabbit

[Nicos]

"Look behind you" yelled someone......

[Nicos]

'Oh Lordy...not already' thought Flum

[MaureenHall]

"I was just in the middle of counting me Christmas sprouts! I've got to start again now!"

[scarey55]

At which point Scarey said, 15;20;33;11;19 for no particular reason

[Hashette]

And a voice from the back shouted "house!"

[lynda66]

ooooooooo are those the lottery numbers??? i won too ..... cups of tea are on me

[MaureenHall]

"Don't be silly Lynda" called Hey Wayne, "They're the hat sizes that's in the panto box! Baggy I be one of the dames please"

[lainey lou]

" 'ere HeyWayne, Who you calling Baggy?"

[MaureenHall]

"Well if the cap fits Lou" said Frias, who was trying to escape from Asbo, Cleo and Psycho. "I think I'd make a wonderful Principal Boy, I've got the eggs for it. Ooops sorry, I mean legs"

[MaureenHall]

"Time gentleman please" called Piglet Willie. "Brilliant" said Bride, "that gets the fellas out of the way. Come on Auntie Flum show us yer can-can"

[lynda66]

so auntie flum gets out a can of beans and a can of sausage (wot she made earlier, out of a washing up liquid bottle and some sticky back plastic.......following an episode of blue peter) ....... and says anyone for sausage and beans on toast??

[HeyWayne]

At that point there was a knock at the door. Piglet answered and was greeted by a platoon of armed squirrels in desert combat gear. The leader of the group (dragging a roll of chicken wire) demanded to see his nuts as there were reports that they were in fact contraband, and were against squirrel law in these parts, and would thus be confiscated.

Lynda, at the same time was smoking a teacher under the marquee, and munching on Jacobs quackers...

[Nicos]

Arse over tits/tits over arse...Flum was in her element!!

" Hey up Flum" called Mrs D " we've run out of red ribbon...can you spare a bit from that petticoat of yours???"

( Mrs D had ...to be honest...had got somewhat carried away with decorating the Green- her spankingly souped-up Mini was adorned with red garlands)