The Gardeners Rest #3

[Flummery]

"Nah, I can't-can't yelled Flum", who was still in dance mode! However, She found a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree and completely ruined someone's romantic gesture "Story of me life" she squealled.

"Hurry up with that stew, I'm fair clemmed!" she shouted, lapsing back into her native Lancashire with excitement.

Just a mo (sorry, not you Aunty!) What's this I see? Is it ....

[Nicos]

Finedon.Dandy ( who was busy gargling on piglet's fine n dandy brandy) suddeny started to choke when she saw....

[lynda66]

Lynda smoking the teacher??

[MaureenHall]

Along with Waynes squirrels nuts and chestnuts on an open fire

[smallblueplanet]

"Its the drayman with more barrels of beer! Someone get the keys and open up the cellar!"

Seahorse smiled at the drayman as he came into the bar to collect his allowance...he reminded her of someone, that chap on the poster with the tyres? Maybe he had a part-time job...

[lynda66]

then SBP realised ..... no ...... he was the stripper that she went to see last week

[smallblueplanet]

No wonder he hadn't got back with a quote for wallpapering the lounge - the drayman hadn't spotted her sat in the corner by the open fire.

[Nicos]

Well who would have noticed her sat UNDER the chair...and with such flushed cheeks too!
In fact he was watching Rhona who had popped in to see if there were any spare walnuts for her walnut and candied peel tarts....her face was COVERED with chocolate and had little bits of orange peel in the hair.

[lynda66]

She knew she should have had a shave first but she simple couldn't wait....

(sorry Rhona)

*falls off chair*

[smallblueplanet]

Well who would have noticed her sat UNDER the chair....

..."Hurrah!" she cried, scrabbling up from under the chair "...found enough dropped change to buy another half of 'Rudolph's Special'."

"Oh hi Rhona, do you know you've got bits of nuts everywhere?'

'Another half please barman!'

[lynda66]

*scrabbles round for the change that SBP missed and orders another cuppa*

[MaureenHall]

"Oy Wayne wot yow doin ere? I told yow it's not right to teach ah new babby wots comin in a few weeks any bad abits!" Lady Wayne had just been on a staff outing to the black country where she loved the yim-yam lingo so much she wanted to practice at every opportunity. "Yowm just get off ome wiv we!"

[BrideXIII]

BrideXIII crawls out from under the sofa............

' suuuurprise !!!! Hey, look what I have found....dust bunnies.....dust chooks........dusty marmite sarnies.'

any chance of a peapod wine? my throat is all dusty

[MaureenHall]

Jackie J came out of the Ladies with her skirt tucked into her knickers. Bride nudged Lynda who nudged Snadger who nudged Nicos who nudged Scary who nudged Fiona who nudged Auntie Flum who ....................................

[lynda66]

fell off the end of the sofa