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  • Lynda comes in with 30 clothes line props ....... ok where do you want these??

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    • 'over there by the onions' said Wellie.
      Last edited by BrideXIII; 18-11-2008, 05:44 PM.
      Vive Le Revolution!!!
      'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
      Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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      • Snadger wants to know who's pulled up his onions
        My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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        • 'well i heard that it was Heywayne' piped up Nicos, whilst trying to rob a leek from Snadger.
          'Pshaw ' said Heywayne, 'that was no onion, that was just the seed for the onions',

          all present gasped at the hugeness of Snadgers seed pods!!! and bowed down before the awesomeness.

          'ok i own up ' said Snadge, ' i got them from Two sheds'..........
          Last edited by BrideXIII; 18-11-2008, 05:52 PM. Reason: spellink imp stole all the caps
          Vive Le Revolution!!!
          'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
          Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09

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          • Piskie asks Cap'ts Sparrow and Harkness if they would lend her their clothes for the panto
            *see piskie holding Cap'ts S&H's coats.....
            aka
            Suzie

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            • "Hey! Who's the cross-dresser over there? They look kinda familiar!!!"
              To see a world in a grain of sand
              And a heaven in a wild flower

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              • and why are those two naked men stood next to him/her/it?!
                Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

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                • "Now then" said Piglet..." I've come into a bit of dosh....so drinkies all round folks...on me!!!"

                  Piglet had been checking up on the guest room above...no names mentioned..BUT...the leak of beer was dripping down from the honeymoon suite.

                  "By heck..I wonder what's going on in there??"
                  "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                  Location....Normandy France

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                  • "Dunno, perhaps the cross-dresser and two neked chaps might know, you gonna ask 'em then Nicos"?
                    To see a world in a grain of sand
                    And a heaven in a wild flower

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                    • "No way!!!!!"
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • *see the moths fly from Piglets wallet so happy and gay - 'free' they sing 'we are free'
                        aka
                        Suzie

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                        • Anyone mention naked Capns? mutters FionaH, waking up from a little doze in the corner and batting away an errant moth. "a cabbage white" she screamed and dived for the chilli spray! "Two Sheds gave me the recipe, she swears it works"
                          Last edited by FionaH; 18-11-2008, 06:56 PM.
                          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                          • Just then the door creaked open, and in crept Glutton4, she sidled up to the bar, and asked shyly;

                            "Any Pea-Pod Wine left? er, I'll have a large one."

                            With that, she reached in to her coat pocket for some money and dislodged a handful of onions...
                            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                            • Bang bang bang "let me out of here" bang bang bang
                              Tammy x x x x
                              Fine and Dandy but busy as always

                              God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done


                              Stay at home Mum (and proud of it) to Bluebelle(8), Bashfull Bill(6) and twincesses Pea & Pod (2)!!!!

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                              • "Hey G4 do you always keep pickled onions in your coat? Can I get you another Pea-Pod, I'm gonna try a half of 'Looks Like Reinbeer'.

                                "Whats that banging noise?"
                                To see a world in a grain of sand
                                And a heaven in a wild flower

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