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the rabbit ate the licence ...... we did have one onest guv
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But that licence is written in crayon...oh yes I see it's signed by Scunny Council, that must be ok then....Comment
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Yup, roll up, roll up and ger yer licences here
But I heard there were naked men around... what happened to them
Disappointed now 
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home."Comment
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PMSL.Originally posted by lumpyjumper View Post
BOOOO HISSSSS , look everybody, it's the panto bad guy's.Vive Le Revolution!!!'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?'
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he's behind you watch outOriginally posted by BrideXIII View PostWhat lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
Ralph Waide EmmersonComment
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They were over there with the cross-dresser and Nicos, not seen them for a while....actually now I think about it, the cross-dresser was a pantomine dame, but what the two blokes were....Originally posted by SeahorseBut I heard there were naked men around... what happened to them Disappointed now
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flowerComment
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Oh no he isn'tOriginally posted by jacob marley View Post
Last edited by lumpyjumper; 18-11-2008, 09:06 PM.Comment
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'oooh look' said jacob marley ' the councillor is twiddling his lipslug!Vive Le Revolution!!!'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?' Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09 Comment
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As the level of noise had risen so much in the bar since beefy fell asleep there 2 days ago ,he wakened from his hangover and decided that the world could go on again.Out of the corner of this eye he noticed the door down to the cellar swinging closed and after a quick glance round the room he slid over and while everyone was watching Jacob (license inspector)Marley checking out the drink and entertainment licenceses disapeared down the stairs taking care to bolt the door to keep others who did not know of the cellars special signifiance out.
At the bottom of the steps the cellar looked much like any other - neat rows of casks, a few crates of wine and all the odds and ends that really had no where else to go. the secret in this cellar lay at the back of the room just behind an empty barrell of Nasty Newt Ale. When a piece of bamboo was inserted into a hole in the wall and turned 3 times clockwise 7 times anticlockwise and then hammered home with an empty bottle of Pino grigo there was an audible click and slowly the floor..............There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. Don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it in your future.Comment
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...Supermatch game, supermatch game, spermatch gameA garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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..............of ' the hedgehog can never be bug....'
Lynda66 leaps on BrideXIII and stuffs her back under the sofa before she can sing anymore....Vive Le Revolution!!!'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?' Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09 Comment
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....gered at all
Kirsty sidles in, humming along, having been drawn by the noise and hoping she wasn't missing all the fun.
Having caught a hastily slid-down-the-length-of-the-bar peapod wine, she settles in for what may be a good, long session...Kirsty b xx
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* joins kirstyb in a chrous of 'the wizards staff it has a knob upon the end' * before slipping off her stool onto the floor, much more comfortable down here, with the dust bunnies.Vive Le Revolution!!!'Lets just stick it in, and see what happens?' Cigarette FREE since 07-01-09 Comment
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Scarey noticed from the other end of the bar that Kirsty was catching on quickly
A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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