The Gardeners Rest #3

[Glutton4...]

there was a large obstruction in the way.

Namely an unconscious Glutton4 who had finally been felled by HayWayne, who was now doing his best to regain his composure, and his bloomers.

"Right you lot" He said, "I want a belt for these damn things, and I want that, that - that person..." Indicating to the comatose lump on the floor, "kept out of my way - You hear?"

Then he went to help with the barrel

[HayleyB]

forgetting he was holding up his bloomers, which promptly fell down.

"Have you seen the size of his caterpillar" cried Auntie Flum.....

[Nicos]

..Ahh..but you should see the butterfly.....

[Glutton4...]

“You leave my Caterpillar out of it!” Exclaimed HayWayne. “And a man's tatoos are nothing to do with anyone else - you’re all mad you lot. A guy’s not safe in ‘ere.

He had managed to borrow a belt from PigletWillie, which he now fastened securely round his bloomers, and after righting the rest of his attire, leaned on the bar and held his glass out for a well-earned drink.

“It’s been a bit hectic in here lately. Only came in for a quiet tipple to sort me aches and pains out, and look where it’s got me.” He sighed.

[crazy_red]

' mmnf fnn mffng phnmm' said Red to Glutton 4, rattling the handcuffs.....but no-one seemed to be listening.

Her attempts to jemmy the cuffs with the nappy pin, had ended when she dropped it under the table.

It had landed on Mustapha Leeks back and tangled in his rucked up jumper. She prodded him, non too gently, with her foot, to get his attention.

Opening his eyes and realising the onion barrage had ceased some time ago, Mustapha crawled out from under the table.

As he stood up, it dislodged the pin, which promptly slid into his exposed....

[HayleyB]

leek

"Owww, me leek, me leek" he screamed

In walked the Gere lookalike plumber "Ou est la leek" he drawled

[crazy_red]

*Swoon* went Nicos

(Red appeared to have finally caught on.... )

[Hilary B]

"I know what to do about that rabbit" says Hilary B, "just let my 2 dogs see it!", it'll take 2 to tackle that thing, but one of them is clever, and the other is VERY keen on hunting rabbits!

[FionaH]

FionaH muttered darkly about it being illegal to hunt with hounds, then took one look at pscho grinning evily in the corner and announced, "we are gonna need a bigger dog!"

Suddenly pscho growled, a blood curdling sound and........

[SueA]

..lunged towards Lynda66's bra (where the eggs were nestled) in a fit of jealousy as they were getting all her attention & baring it's teeth it bit into...

[smallblueplanet]

Bang! Bang!

Okay who's for wabbit pie!?

[jacob marley]

says snadger blowing the smoke from the barrel of his gun

[smallblueplanet]

Not for me thanks, I'm a veggie....but I'll have the 'lucky' wabbits foot!

[bubblewrap]

And he said that's Rogered the rabbit.

[kirsty b]

which was a great disappointment to kirsty b's dogs as they had belted round hoping to join the bunny hunt.
Max settled down next to Heywayne, drooling gently on his leg hoping to be fed some...