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  • Tit-bits from Lynda, who was bleeding profusely from the wabbit bite
    My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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    • At that point, the front door to the hostelry burst open again ...

      “I thought I’d locked that >bleep< door!” Shouted PigletWillie. … and in ran the two cross-dressing Captains.

      “You did!” Responded Cap’n Jack, breathlessly. “But my Sonic Screwdriver’ll open anything!” He said smugly. “Now I hear on the Grapevine () that you have a problem with Aliens? Just point me in the right direction, and I’ll sort it!”

      “Aaah!" says Lynda, mopping at her painful wound.

      “Here, let me.” Offers Cap’n Jack. And with a wave of his sonic screwdriver, he stemmed the bleeding, and started the healing process.

      “Wow!” said Lynda, perhaps you could do the same for HeyWayne, poor fella can’t sit down!”

      “No problem.” Cap’n Jack winked at Lynda, healed HeyWayne’s wound, then strode off in the direction of the cellar door, from behind which, the most awful blood-curdling noise was coming …
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • from andi&di who had.........
        Hayley B

        John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

        An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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        • ....just spotted a chocolate Darlek floating up from the cellar below.....
          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

          Location....Normandy France

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          • Originally posted by Nicos View Post
            ....just spotted a chocolate Darlek floating up from the cellar below.....
            Flummery - after looking up the phrase "chocolate dalek" in the Book of Nicos Slang Vol2, blushed excessively and...
            A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

            BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

            Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


            What would Vedder do?

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            • i did not know they came that big i will have to sit down and
              What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
              Ralph Waide Emmerson

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              • phone me better half on me phoneless cord
                My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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                • Red wondered if the sonic driver was any good on locks......or nappy pin injuries.......

                  She hoped someone would notice soon, that she was still cuffed to the table. She was dying for a......

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                  • Ere, who swagged me merlot?

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                    • Merlot? said FionaH, oh no! I thought it was mulled apple juice, hic......
                      WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                      • It was mulled apple juice Fiona, I swopped bottles....your merlot's in the wabbit stew PW! Can I get you a bowl....
                        To see a world in a grain of sand
                        And a heaven in a wild flower

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                        • Originally posted by crazy_red View Post
                          Red wondered if the sonic driver was any good on locks......or nappy pin injuries.......

                          She hoped someone would notice soon, that she was still cuffed to the table. She was dying for a......
                          *Moving the action back to Red who was sadly neglected by the table leg*

                          ........scratch. You know....that bit.....right in the middle of the back where fingers just can't reach...
                          Kirsty b xx

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                          • .."exterminate ...exterminate " cried the chocolate Dalek heading for the red mite it'd spotted.....
                            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                            Location....Normandy France

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                            • The red mite looked a little alarmed and let out a muffled squeek.....
                              WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                              • ... and dived for cover in the bowl of Wabbit Stew! ...
                                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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