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  • Seahorse - mop in hand -
    Hayley B

    John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

    An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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    • started thwacking the floor- "darned moles"......

      " 'scuse me " called Jennie..."those happen to be the spare wigs for the panto!!!"...
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • Enter a flock of Aunty Mo's chooks, who proceeded to try and have a dust bath on the wigs.
        WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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        • "girls" shrieked Aunty Mo "Chook chook chook a bok bok bok" (for those not in the know that means "get off uncle Snadgers spares they keep 'im warm over winter")
          Hayley B

          John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

          An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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          • At which point the two cross-dressing Cap'ns returned from their exploits and demanded a drink...
            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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            • meanwhile Aunty Mo's Hazel was standing proudly on top of the pile of wigs chooking loudly "I've laid an egg! Have you all seen my egg? It's here is my egg! chookchookchookbokchookbwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark chook"
              My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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              • Ahhhhh bless they all chorused!
                Tammy x x x x
                Fine and Dandy but busy as always

                God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done


                Stay at home Mum (and proud of it) to Bluebelle(8), Bashfull Bill(6) and twincesses Pea & Pod (2)!!!!

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                • ...only eleven more and we can 'ave 'em all pickled and put on the bar in a jar. Talking of pickled....
                  Life is brief and very fragile, do that which makes you happy.

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                  • "Wot, you talkin' to me (Hic!)?" snuffled Glutton, "I only 'ad a drop, ish luvvly..."
                    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    • The cross dressing cap'tns were becoming irrate - they wanted their drinks and they weren't going til they'd got one.

                      'You'll be lucky - they called last orders ages ago' said Pumpkin Becki from somewhere near the floor (she was still being held upside down by the moustachioed stranger).

                      'Well shiver me timbers - you call this place a pub! I'd call it a....

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                      • Bordello , put that woman down she has been upside down long enough she's gone a funny colour
                        What lies behind us,And what lies before us,Are tiny matters compared to what lies Within us ...
                        Ralph Waide Emmerson

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                        • Pumpkin Becki had turned an interesting shade of puce, Sarzwix was rubbing her behind, Johnty was now sprouting a cauliflower ear and Red had a fat lip and a severe case of chafing from the cuffs.

                          'OK, then how bout a little something for medicinal purposes', said Hey Wayne who still sufferring with a sore...

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                          • ......knee, from where the shorter members of the pub's regulars kept runnng into it...........
                            Kirsty b xx

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                            • FionaH, a distinctly short grape, was wrapped around Hey waynes knee, shouting wehay Ive got him now. Meanwhile the two Capns had wandered off in search of a drink and found.....
                              WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                              • a small key, hidden by Hilary B's husband who THOUGHT his French booze was safe in that cupboard.....
                                Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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