Hello, I am Piskie and

[lynda66]

why are all these people looking at me?

they want to see the expression on your face when someone puts you on top of the christmas tree

[Flummery]

oooh! I bet that's invigorating!

[HeyWayne]

oooh! I bet that's invigorating!

'specially if it's Scots

[Glutton4...]

many people who never drove on them until they'd passed their tests...

I don't wish to be picky, but learners aren't allowed on Motorways in this country - so what option do they have?

Personally, I don't mind them (Motorways that is, not learners), I think driving is something you either love or hate (like Marmite - oops sorry, wrong thread)

Wish we all had six lessons on a skid-pan like they do in Finland tho