Gardeners Rest #15 (2020)

[Nicos]

Yup...it"™s that time of year again!!!!

Please feel free to join in - the more the merrier

Here is last year"™s as a reminder of the antics we all got up to
https://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gr...s-rest-14-2019

[Nicos]

What a funny old year it"™s been said Nicos to herself as she slowly opened the door to the Gardeners Rest using the huge old key she"™d been keeping safe all year.

A huge grin appeared as she spotted the Tardis...exactly where it had been left.
That can be used for a quarantine area so we can all mingle freely with no masks she thought. It"™ll be nice to have a bit of normality ...whatever that is!

Glancing around the pub she realised it was going to take a bit of extra cleaning this year as no one had been able to come in since the New Year.

Hopefully there will be plenty of eager hands willing to help out she said to Fluffy the hedgehog as she disappeared into the cellar...

[burnie]

to find Burnie on quality control, testing all the .......................

[mothhawk]

...bulbs on the Christmas lights as he couldn't get them to light up.

Chuck that lot out, said Mothhawk, I've got 10,000 new LED lights in a box upstairs by the...

[JanieB]

chimney breast. Mind you they are a bit dusty and they haven't been unravelled and tested yet. It'll need more than one person to do this so we need volunteers.

[Nicos]

Everyone turned and looked at Snoop.....

[Nicos]

Who was looking at greenishfing.....

[Nicos]

Who was looking at.....

[greenishfing]

The idiot with their index finger inside a light socket checking to see if we were having a power cut.

[Nicos]

The smell of singing hair was the giveaway.....but our ever wise rary had just turned off the electricity to save money....

[rary]

As it has been a funny year I have cut the power supply and to get any electricity to work the lights and pumps, this bike will be used to generate power, and you will get two hits from it, you will get exercise and it will burn off all that fat that you have let build up..... Nicos

[burnie]

I might need a shot on that bike, been over indulging on.....................

[Nicos]

Gf"™s Xmas cake!!!! Yummy isn"™t it said Burnie ...

Nicos was utterly relieved cos she was getting a bit fed up of her diet...especially as someone had suggested that once the GR was tidied up and the decorations adorned that we should have a mince pie sampling session!

Well...the sooner we crack on with clearing up the sooner we"™ll get our gnashes stuck into those mince pies!!!...so off she set with the feather duster calling out "œallo allo "œ.....

[mothhawk]

.......what have we here? Looks like someone forgot to.......

[Nicos]

.....Cover up the.....