Gardeners Rest #15 (2020)

[Lumpy]

the chimney where she was trying to stop a catastrophic soot fall from the ancient flue that hadn’t been spent since Cleopatra was a girl.
As soot fell down her large, beautiful but wrinkled trunk started to fill up with soot. Her massive rear end wriggled, her ears flapped in panic and finally ........

[greenishfing]

......The biggest and sootiest sneeze ever!

[JanieB]

Everyone looked at the Fairy as she had the wand that could magic the soot away quickly. Unfortunately her mind was elsewhere mooning on....

[Lumpy]

Stan the Awesome Elf. All ripples of tinsel with a cheeky smile of ‘have you been good’.
poor Lumpy finally exploded into a haze of black spots.........Hector tried to wedge his bum into the chimney to try and stop the tonnes of soot that was heading down the chimney.........he slipped on his bowl of upturned porridge....he slid to the left........he slid to the right........his face ended up slap bang in the middle of.....

[Nicos]

..a pile of Snadgers hot, freshly made mince pies piled up on.....

[JanieB]

...the bar. I’ll have a pint of ...

[Lumpy]

Tardissssssssssss shouted Lumpy.
Everyone ran, bumbled or crawled towards the magical box in the corner.
within seconds the door was shut. Hector crouched, fairy fluttered, gnomes cried and Grapes worried.
After a few seconds Nicos gingerly opened to door to a scene of sooty devastation.
oK said Janey, Fairy get your wand ready and make the Gardeners Rest beautiful. If you do you can be Christmas Fairy, Easter Fairy, Summer Fairy, Halloween Fairy and Winter Fairy.
Now.....take a deep breath,wibble your wand and put things.......,,,,

[Snoop Puss]

... left, no right. Sorry, I always get my lefts and rights muddled up", said Janie.

But it was too late, the fairy had already wibbled her wand back to front and...

[Nicos]

...set the festive jelly a-wibbleing and a-wobberling....

[Snoop Puss]

Tardissssssssssss shouted Lumpy.
Everyone ran, bumbled or crawled towards the magical box in the corner.
within seconds the door was shut. Hector crouched, fairy fluttered, gnomes cried and Grapes worried.

Especially Rary and Snadger, who hadn't managed to make it to the Tardis in time.

[greenishfing]

Alien Carnage! Rary and Snadger looked just like the baddies from the 80's P.C. game. All purple, green and lots of attitude. The jelly had done more than solidify, it had........

[Snoop Puss]

morphed into...

[JanieB]

...the Blob and started creeping towards the hapless duo who...

[Snoop Puss]

looked on aghast as the Blob started a-wibbleing and a-wobberling again...

[mothhawk]

....just as MH crashed the door to the bar back on its hinges, dragging the fire hose. This place needs a good hose down she cried. Lumpy, fill yer trunk and get splashing while I wash down.....