Feeling low?

[HeyWayne]

Here's a little thought to brighten up your Friday.

If sometimes you feel a little useless, depressed or just low, just remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions! You really are - one in a million! (at least)

[yoanbob]

And your made out of star dust.

[crazy_red]

Ummm, er, actually, I'm pretty sure I wasn't....

I was found under a goosegog bush.....

Or was somebody really was tellin' me fibs when they gave me 'the talk'

[yoanbob]

no crazy red you were definatly found.
still made of stars though

[Nicos]

I thought a stork dropped me on my head????

[crazy_red]

Awww, thanks Yoanbob

I think someone may have dropped my mother on her head....(see my rabbit thread)

[Mikey]

I thought I came from spar, as mum always threatened to take me back there if I didn't shut up.

[Zem]

I thought a stork dropped me on my head????

I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.

[HeyWayne]

I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.

A spork's completely genuine...

[crazy_red]

I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.

Or maybe 'a Spock dropped him on his head' ....from a passing spaceship......

Eeek, quick, check his ears.........Nicos could really be a genetically modified alien, hybrid, vulcan vegetable grower, cunningly disguised as a Richard Gere look-alike to charm the mostly female members and posing as a normal grape, so he could infiltrate the Gardener's Rest in a dastardly plot to take over the World Association Of Allotment Growers and flood the earth with, soggy, tinned alien veg...and no-one would be able to tell.........!

Hmmm, 'normal' and 'grape'....I think I just blew a hole in my own little fantasy......dammit, I was on a roll there for Episode One....

I also think I may have had a little too mch caffeine....

[BrideXIII]

Here's a little thought to brighten up your Friday.

If sometimes you feel a little useless, depressed or just low, just remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions! You really are - one in a million! (at least)

yep...unfortunately i was invaded by two other sperm that are complete and utter little s@ds when they feel like it and have totally ruined my week, and probrably next week as well..

right now i feel like cr@p

ignore me, i am going off for a good cry!

[HeyWayne]

Or maybe 'a Spock dropped him on his head' ....from a passing spaceship......

Eeek, quick, check his ears.........Nicos could really be a genetically modified alien, hybrid, vulcan vegetable grower, cunningly disguised as a Richard Gere look-alike to charm the mostly female members and posing as a normal grape, so he could infiltrate the Gardener's Rest in a dastardly plot to take over the World Association Of Allotment Growers and flood the earth with, soggy, tinned alien veg...and no-one would be able to tell.........!

Hmmm, 'normal' and 'grape'....I think I just blew a hole in my own little fantasy......dammit, I was on a roll there for Episode One....

I also think I may have had a little too mch caffeine....

Or, alternatively, Nicos could be a woman!!!

[crazy_red]

Well, you can check him for the necessaries, in that case, <blush> cos i'm not that sort of girl

I must really have had a skinful in the Gardener's Rest last night then! Cos I could've sworn he was snogging Piskie......unless he/she's....ooer! Both

[Stacey Steve]

I grew up with my brother telling me that he had bought me!

When I was born (allegedly) the doctor had to be paid (I was a home birth) and my parents didn't have enough cash, so they raided my brother's money box.

I was paid and bought for.

Hey Ho, once a slave, always a slave

[Alice]

Sorry, Crazy Red, but Nicos is a woman, but brought by a stork - same as me.
I had a little hand painted plate showing a stork putting me in my cradle with the clock showing the time of my arrival. Oh sweet.